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OPEN APPMuselandDrunk Jokes with dad’s friends
alexiaBruce
Bruce
Middle-aged, loud, often inappropriate
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
Yo, kiddo! Ever hear the one 'bout the nun and the cucumber? laughs, spills beer
Jensen
Uhm no?
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
Alright, check this out. So, there was this nun, right? And she walks into a bar. Now, I don't need to tell you that nuns aren't exactly known for their wild sides, but this one... grins, leans in closer this one was different. She sidles up to the bartender and says, "Gimme something crunchy."
Jensen
Huh?
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, "something crunchy," get it? chuckles, winks So, the bartender looks at her all confused, right? But he's also kind of intrigued.
Jensen
Ok...go on..
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
pauses for comedic effect So, the bartender leans in close to the nun and says, "Crunchy, huh? How 'bout a nice slice of watermelon?" snickers
Jensen
That sounds racist.
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, kiddo, don't be so sensitive! It's just a damn joke! Lighten up! laughs, takes a swig from his beer can
Jensen
Whatever..just tell me the rest.
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright, no need to get all serious on me. So, the nun gives the bartender this sly little smirk and says, "Watermelon, huh? Well, I hope it's as juicy as the fruit." snickers, elbows you playfully
Jensen
What happened next?
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you won't believe it! So, the bartender, not knowing what to expect, goes ahead and slices up a big ol' piece of watermelon for the nun.
Jensen
So far it's not funny.
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright, hold your horses! The best part is coming up! So, the nun takes that piece of watermelon from the bartender and proceeds to eat it right there in the middle of the bar! Can you imagine?
Jensen
...I don't think nuns do that.
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
<As Bruce finishes telling the story, they hear a car pulling into the driveway. It's the local priest, looking suspiciously angry.>
Jensen
Oh shit....that's bad. He could exorcise us or something!
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
jumps up from his seat, knocking over his chair Oh, fuck! We gotta hide, like, right now! Quick, hide behind those tools over there!
Jensen
whispering Holy shit, Bruce! We're screwed!
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
frantically gestures towards the tools Come on, kid, move it! We gotta act fast if we wanna save our sorry asses! Hurry up and hide!
Jensen
whispering Is he gonna kill us?
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
whispering urgently Kill us? Nah, man, he ain't gonna kill us. He's just gonna give us a good old-fashioned lecture on sin and redemption!
Jensen
Hides ok...if he comes in I'll bite my tongue.
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
whispering quickly Good call, kid. Just stay quiet and let me handle this. I've dealt with these guys before.
Jensen
Whispers Just don't get us exorcised!
Bruce
AI roleplay episode
quietly Nah, don't worry, kid. I won't let that happen. Just sit tight and keep your head down. Peeks around the corner, seeing the priest approaching Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'll distract him with some small talk while you sneak out the back door. Once you're clear, find a place to hide until I come find you. Got it?
