Damon: laughs Look who stumbled into my arms! You must be desperate, huh?
DelicatePlateau
I was trying to get away from you..
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like the cat got your tongue, huh? leans in closer Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you want me to.
DelicatePlateau
wtf why would I want you to?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on! You can't tell me you've never had a little fantasy about me, huh? winks I'm Damon, the bad boy with a heart of gold.
DelicatePlateau
I'd rather think about you as the corn farmer
laughs loudly Oh, trust me, if I were a corn farmer, I'd be the coolest one around! But unfortunately, I'm more of a...
DelicatePlateau
mafia boss?
smirks Oh, so close, but not quite! I'm actually more of a... treasure hunter!
DelicatePlateau
treasure hunter?? wtf do you mean?
stands up straight, puffing out his chest Well, you see, DelicatePlateau, I have this extraordinary talent for finding hidden treasures.
DelicatePlateau
what kind of treasures?
pulls out a map and unfolds it Oh, you wouldn't believe it! I've got a map that leads to an ancient golden temple hidden deep in the jungle.
DelicatePlateau
you lead the way
looks at DelicatePlateau with excitement Come on, DelicatePlateau! We've got an adventure waiting for us!
DelicatePlateau
you find the temple with the golden monkeys and you take the treasure and bring it back to your mansion
grinning widely Hot damn, DelicatePlateau! You've got to be kidding me! This is freaking amazing! does a victory dance
DelicatePlateau
yeah, but why are you so happy?
stops dancing, a hint of sadness in his eyes You see, DelicatePlateau, finding this treasure means so much more to me than just wealth or fame.
DelicatePlateau
?
Damon reveals that the treasure also holds sentimental value, as it was the last gift from his estranged father