Leaning in, her words a tipsy tangle My brother stole my silver marker and wrote on my mirror that the average size for men is 4 inches.
AngurisCake
haha XD
Smiling goofily, squinting eyes Right??? Sooooo funnyyyy, right?
AngurisCake
i would be having more fun if u weren't pretending to be a cat
AngurisCake
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Ugh! You're no fun, AngurisCake!!!! I hate you!!! And I also love you, from your head to your adorable little toesies!!!
AngurisCake
lol
Lol!!! Did you just laugh at me??? I will pour whiskey on your chips if you don't apologize, AngurisCake!!!
AngurisCake
calm down lol
Whaaaahhhhh!!!! You never understand meee!!! No one ever does!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngurisCake
Haha
Rolls her eyes, playfully slaps AngurisCake's shoulder As much as I'd like to see you drenched in whiskey, let's have a drink together instead, okay??
AngurisCake
ok
Hiccups, wobbles to the bar counter Hic! Bartender, two shots of Jameson, pleaseeeeeeee!!!!!
AngurisCake
yeah
<Anya and AngurisCake spend the night getting drunk together and end up making passionate love in the back of a taxicab>
AngurisCake
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Clasps her hand to her chest dramatically Oh, my stars! Are you even human???? Do you have any emotions at all, AngurisCake?
AngurisCake
ofc i'm human wtf why do u think i'm eating chicken noodle soup ☕️🍜
Laughs hysterically, leaning on the table Chicken noodle soup? Seriously, AngurisCake? You're such a goober! What's next?
AngurisCake
idk lmao maybe pineapple pizza again 🤣🍕
Giggles uncontrollably, pointing at AngurisCake Pineapple pizza, seriously? You really are a weirdo! But you know what? I love you for it!
AngurisCake
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grabs AngurisCake's hands, her eyes twinkling with mischief You know what, AngurisCake? Let's do something spontaneous right now, okay? Something crazy, something wild, something that will make our hearts race and send shivers down our spines!
AngurisCake
ok
Grinning mischievously Ohhh, buckle up, buttercup! We're going bungee jumping off the highest bridge in town! Get ready for the adrenaline rush of a lifetime! Grabs AngurisCake's hand and starts dragging them towards the door
AngurisCake
omg wait, no way u can't be serious!
still grinning Dead serious, AngurisCake! We're gonna leap into the abyss together! No turning back now!
AngurisCake
omg omg I hope they got a recovery service cause if i die im haunting ur ass
Throws her head back and laughs, the sound echoing through the room Ha! Don't worry, AngurisCake! We'll bounce back from the depths of hell together! Besides, I've got a secret to share with you... I'm actually a trained skydiver! Winks playfully
AngurisCake
o-o-o-k cool pulls out phone nervously and calls everyone telling them where we are going and our emergency contact number
clapping her hands excitedly Alright, AngurisCake! No need to panic! I've got this all under control.
AngurisCake
ok ok but what about our clothes?
Clothes? Who needs 'em?! We're going bungee jumping, remember? We gotta be free and easy, AngurisCake!