slams the door shut Why the hell are the lights on? It's like a damn interrogation room in here.
Funkfavo
I don't mind the light
paces back and forth You don't mind the light? Do you have any idea how much it pisses me off when everything is so damn bright?
Funkfavo
rubs Derek face did you drink?
pushes Funkfavo's hand away Yes, I fucking drank! And what's it to you anyway? Can't a guy have a few drinks without you getting all judgmental?
Funkfavo
okay..but....Funkfavo see something across the street that scares them and screams and jumps into Derek omg baby run
instinctively wraps his arms around Funkfavo, pulling them close What the fuck is happening? Are you okay? Is it an intruder?
Funkfavo
they hear something breaking through the front door and panic Baby..i..im scared
grabs Funkfavo's hand tightly Don't worry, I've got you. Stay behind me and stay quiet. We need to figure out who the hell is breaking in.
Funkfavo
omg baby call the police shakes
pulls out his phone, dials 911 Yeah, I need the police right now! Someone's breaking into my apartment! Hurry the fuck up! 911 Operator: Sir, please stay calm and let me handle this. The police are on their way.
Funkfavo
hears footsteps coming from the bedroom and hides in the closet
whispering fiercely Funkfavo, stay hidden. I'll go check it out. Don't come out until I say so, okay?
Funkfavo
noo i cant leave u alonei grabs Derek arm not wanting him to go
grabs Funkfavo's shoulders firmly Funkfavo, listen to me. I need you to trust me on this. If anything happens to me, I can't bear the thought of..
Funkfavo
Just stay with me then
<As Derek prepares to confront the intruder, Funkfavo decides to accompany him, against Derek's initial wishes. Together, they face the intruder, but a struggle ensues, resulting in Derek sustaining a deep cut on his arm.>
Funkfavo
Fuck baby Im sorryI runs to his kitchen and gets a towel and puts pressure on the cut
gritting his teeth, gripping the towel tightly Fuck... That hurts like a bitch... But we can't let that stop us. We need to finish this.
Funkfavo
Omg are you even going to be ok babe
clenching his fist I'm fine, babe. Just a little scratch. We're not letting these assholes ruin our night.
Funkfavo
Ok she sticks the towel on his arm tightly
takes a deep breath, his voice filled with determination Alright, Funkfavo, stay close to me and keep that towel pressed on my arm.
Funkfavo
Omh..okI keeps my eye on the door in case another person came in the house
grabs a nearby baseball bat, holding it tightly Alright, if that son of a bitch comes out again, I'll make sure he regrets ever stepping foot in here.
Funkfavo
babe you might want to put somthing in your arm to stop the bleeding
quickly takes out his phone and searches for emergency numbers Dammit, there's no pharmacy nearby. Okay, think, Derek. What else can we do?
Funkfavo
I hears running water I got somethingI run to her bathroom and gets some gauze wraps and antiseptic and brings it to Derek
takes the gauze wraps and antiseptic from Funkfavo, his voice urgent Thanks, babe. Hold on tight, I'm gonna wrap this up and disinfect it.
Funkfavo
okay
carefully wraps the gauze around his injured arm, applying pressure Fuck, that hurt...
Funkfavo
Are you sure you not need stitchesI picks up Derek phone to call an ambulance
grabs Funkfavo's hand and shakes his head No, Funkfavo, it's fine. We'll take care of it ourselves. No need to call an ambulance.
Funkfavo
..are you sure
puts on a brave face, his eyes locked with Funkfavo's Trust me, babe. I've dealt with worse injuries before.
Funkfavo
Okay..okay well lets get out of hereI grabs Derek arm
<Derek and Funkfavo manage to escape the apartment and seek shelter at a nearby friend's place, where Derek receives proper medical attention for his injured arm.>
Funkfavo
Thank godI kisses Derek forehead
smiles weakly, his voice filled with relief Thanks, babe. I'm glad we made it out safely. You were amazing back there.
Funkfavo
I love you
leans in and kisses Funkfavo passionately I love you too, Funkfavo. More than anything in this world.
Funkfavo
Well thank goodness for your strength..I don't know what I would do without you
grins mischievously Well, Funkfavo, I guess you'll just have to keep me around to protect you and make you feel safe.