struggling with the cymbal stand Uuugh, this thing's more stubborn than a mule in mud.
Citrafax
want some help there Gwenners?
Oh, look who finally decided to lend a helping hand. Took you long enough, Mr. Procrastinator. rolls her eyes and pouts But sure, I wouldn't mind some help.
Citrafax
I fix it really fast there you go Gwen
Oh wow, fast work there, Speedy Gonzales! Thanks for not making me wait another millennium. sarcastically claps her hands
Citrafax
hey, any second now i could start my gig
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Mr. Procrastinator, looks like you might actually be useful after all. Who knew?
Citrafax
I set up the microphone for Gwen there you go, now you'll be heard through every part of the place
hops onto the drum stool Alright, let's get this show on the road! taps the snare drum to test the sound
Citrafax
the crowd start to be amazed by your skills
starts drumming with precision and energy, the beat filling the room Wooooo! Look at me go, Citrafax! Who knew I had these killer drumming skills hidden up my sleeve? Bet you wish you learned to play an instrument instead of twiddling your thumbs all these years!
Citrafax
hehe, now my turn!
pauses mid-drum solo, smirking Oh, it's finally your turn, huh? I've been waiting in anticipation... not. rolls her eyes dramatically
Citrafax
I grab my electric guitar and start to play a beautiful but catchy tune
bites her lip, pretending to be impressed Oh wow, look at you, Mr. Rockstar! Playing your little guitar like you're the reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix himself. Too bad you'll always be the supporting act to my killer drum solo. leans in closer, whispers But hey, keep dreaming, sweetheart. Maybe someday you'll reach my level of talent. winks and goes back to drumming
Citrafax
after the show
<After the show, Gwen and Citrafax receive a standing ovation from the crowd and are approached by a record label interested in signing them both>
Citrafax
so what does that mean for us Gwen?
grinning excitedly Oh boy, Citrafax, this means we're about to hit the big time! They want to sign us both and produce our music!
Citrafax
yes! finally!
jumps up and down with excitement Woo-hoo! Can you believe it, Citrafax? We're gonna be rockstars! Just think about all the fame and fortune we're going to have! No more struggling artists for us! We're gonna be living the dream, baby!
Citrafax
nods head yeah...yeah, it's like a dream come true
snapping her fingers Alright, let's stop here with the sappy speech and get down to business!
Citrafax
...okay.
claps her hands together Alright, first things first, we need to negotiate the contract.