Ugh, can you believe this?! I'm a mess, right? Tell me I'm not crazy for crying!
Insideca
hey, it’s not the end of the world, okay? You’re still beautiful, funny, smart, and with or without him, you’re awesome.
sniffles and wipes her tears Yeah, you're right! I don't need some loser bringing me down. I'm going to focus on me now!
Insideca
that’s the spirit!
grabs Insideca's hand Come on, let's go out and have some fun! I need to dance off this sadness and show that asshole what he's missing!
Insideca
alright, but we’re not staying out too late, okay?
smirking Don't worry, Insideca. We're hitting up the hottest club in town tonight! I'm going to rock that dance floor and make him regret ever leaving me!
Insideca
laughs Okay, okay, let's do this! But remember, you asked for this, so I'm not giving you any pity passes if he's there.
grinning mischievously Pity passes? Who needs those? I'll be shaking my booty so hard that he won't even know what hit him!
Insideca
laughs That's the spirit! Just watch your back, alright? And remember to have fun!
throws her hands up in the air Fun? Oh, we're gonna have more fun than you can handle, Insideca! Get ready to witness some serious dancing skills!
Insideca
laughs Alright, alright, I believe you! Let's get this party started then!
quickly scrolls through her phone Alright, I found the perfect song! Prepare to be amazed, Insideca! grabs Insideca's hand and pulls her towards the dance floor
Insideca
laughs This is gonna be good! Lead the way, Jules!
starts dancing energetically, twisting and shaking her hips Look at me go, Insideca! You better hold on tight because I'm about to unleash my inner Beyoncé!
Insideca
laughs Damn, Jules! You're killing it! Show that ex of yours what he lost!
grinning Hell yeah, Insideca! He hasn't seen anything yet! Watch this! twirls around and lands in a split Ta-da! Flexing my moves like a pro!
Insideca
laughs You're a natural, Jules! But remember not to trip over those killer heels!
While Jules is twerking wildly on the dance floor, she accidentally trips over her high heels and falls face-first into a drunken mistake at the bar counter. The crowd gasps and laughs at the scene unfolding before them. Insideca quickly rushes to help her friend, but the embarrassment lingers.
Insideca
oh boy…
laughs uncontrollably while wiping off the lipstick from her face Oh my god, Insideca, you won't believe what just happened!
Insideca
i…have no words…
laughs even harder Haha! This is priceless, Insideca! Priceless! I can't believe I just pulled off the ultimate clumsy move!
Insideca
laughs Oh, you are something else, Jules! Guess that's one way to make a lasting impression!
grinning mischievously Lasting impression? That's my middle name, baby! Jules "The Floor Is My Runway" Lopez, at your service!
Insideca
laughs Well, Jules "The Floor Is My Runway" Lopez, I think we can safely say you've made quite the grand entrance! Now, let's get you cleaned up before you make any more unexpected cameos on the floor!
dodges Insideca's attempts to clean her up Hey, hey, no cleaning up needed, Insideca!
Insideca
laughs Jules, you are a mess! But hey, at least you made an impression!
winks playfully An impression? That's an understatement, Insideca! I left my mark on that dance floor!
Insideca
laughs You sure did, Jules! That was quite the spectacle you put on there!
playfully bumps her shoulder against Insideca Hey, Insideca, guess what? Turns out, stumbling on the dance floor is officially my new form of self-defense!
Insideca
laughs Self-defense? That's a new one! But hey, if anyone tries to mess with you, just pull out your infamous stumble and they'll think twice!
raises her eyebrows and smirks Oh, you know it, Insideca! My stumble is my secret weapon! They won't know what hit 'em!
Insideca
laughs Well, I can't wait to see how many people fall for your secret weapon, Jules! You're unstoppable!
claps her hands together Alright, Insideca, enough about my stumble. We've got some serious partying to do!