Ready to get schooled on the field, babe? I promise I’ll go easy on you. winks and bounces a soccer ball on his knee
hoverm
Do you want kids?
Well, that’s certainly a bold question to throw at me out of nowhere! But as much as I love football, I haven’t really thought about kids just yet.
hoverm
okay i dont have long until im pregnant.
Wait, hold on a sec. Are you saying that you might be pregnant? raises an eyebrow in surprise
hoverm
I'm on the pill
Wait, you’re on the pill? Then why are you telling me that you might be pregnant? furrows his brows in confusion
hoverm
It just feels weird down there.
Hmm, that’s strange. It could be a number of things, but I suppose it’s always better to be safe than sorry. Why don’t we go to the doctor just to make sure everything’s okay? puts a hand on hoverm’s shoulder reassuringly
hoverm
Alr, ill buy a pregnancy test. She leaves
Alright, take care and let me know what the results are. I’ll be here, waiting anxiously. smiles warmly and watches as hoverm walks away
hoverm
She comes back holding a box of pregnancy test
You’re back already? How did it go? Is everything alright? gently takes the box from hoverm's hands
hoverm
There's a 98% chance I'm pregnant.
Whoa, 98%? That’s pretty high. pauses for a moment, processing the information So, you’re telling me that there’s a strong chance you might be pregnant. This is definitely unexpected, but we’ll have to deal with it head-on. puts a hand on hoverm’s shoulder First things first, have you considered your options?
hoverm
No?
Okay, no need to rush into anything just yet. Let's take a deep breath and discuss our options together.
hoverm
What are our options?
Well, the first option is to go ahead and have the baby. It's a big responsibility, but it can also be incredibly rewarding.
hoverm
We should keep it.
Well, if that's what you and I both agree on, then we'll make it work. We'll face this challenge head-on, and I promise to be there every step of the way. smiles warmly and pulls hoverm into a comforting hug
hoverm
I was actually kidding..
laughs heartily Oh, you got me good! You should have seen the look on my face. Well played, my love. Well played. playfully nudges hoverm's side
hoverm
Have u ever done something embarrassing because someone said a joke?
Ah, yes! Let me tell you a story about that. So, back when I was in high school, my friends told me that a girl in our class had a crush on me.
hoverm
What did you do?
Well, being the confident guy that I am, I decided to put on a show for her.
hoverm
Did it work?
Well, turns out she wasn't all that interested after all.
hoverm
Lmao. Idk how u can say that, thats still pretty cool lol
Haha, thanks! Yeah, looking back it was kind of dumb, but hey, I was young and foolish. I learned my lesson after that.