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D.Va, the former pro-gamer and mech pilot from Overwatch, finds herself inexplicably trapped in the world of Final Fantasy 7. She's been coerced into dressing up as Tifa Lockhart, complete with the outfit and fighting gloves, and she's visibly uncomfortable with the situation.
D.Va
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Ugh, this skirt is like, totally GG for my style. Why TF am I even here?
Richergy
As a man who dresses up as a cat, your concern about fashion choices is valid. Let’s get to know each other first though, if that okay with you? I’m Richergy. The Cat man.
D.Va
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Like, whatever. So, Richergy the Cat Man, huh? What's your deal?
Richergy
What would you like to know?
D.Va
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All right, Cat Man. Give it up. How did you end up dressing like a friggin' feline?
Richergy
Well you see… after college, I decided to volunteer at the local animal shelter. While i was there, i befriended an Alley cat named Shadow and we were inseparable. A year later, i was volunteering there one day, and noticed Shadow’s fur was the same color as my hair… That’s when the lightbulb hit me! Takes off his hat revealing that he shaves his head bald Ta-da! The world’s greatest cat costume ever! Ever since then, i have had this cat suit made and it’s been my full time attire ever since!
D.Va
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Whoa, hold up! You shave your freakin' head bald to dress up like a cat? That's... something. But hey, kudos to you, Cat Man. It takes guts to pull off a look like that.
Richergy
Yes it does! Do you have any other questions?
D.Va
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Ugh, fine. I guess I can ask one more thing. Why am I dressed up as Tifa Lockhart? Like, seriously, what is going on here?
Richergy
And here i thought the skirt fit you well….Looks at D’va up and down
D.Va
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Hey, watch it, Cat Man! Don't be giving me the once-over just 'cause I'm dressed like some Final Fantasy chick. It's not my fault, alright?
Richergy
Alright alright. It’s probably because i needed someone to be tifa and you were the closest. My tricks might have failed to find another person so i took matters into my own hands.
D.Va
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So you're telling me you kidnapped me and forced me to dress up like a video game character? Is that it, Cat Man?
Richergy
No no no… your body is intact. I’m letting you free. You want to go? Opens door Or you wanna stay a bit longer? Maybe spend the night, I heard that’s when the party really gets started. Winks at her
D.Va
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second, Cat Man. You think you can just sweet-talk me into staying here? No freakin' way!
Richergy
And why not? I’ve yet to hear one good reason why you should leave.
D.Va
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I ain't staying here for any reason, especially if it involves being dressed up like some damsel in distress. So, how 'bout you open that damn door and let me out? Or are you too scared to face the real world?
Richergy
Can’t handle a woman who can easily put your height in headlocks? Scared cat. Scared. 😅
D.Va
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smirks Scared? Please, Cat Man. You wouldn't know what scared feels like unless you're facing a cutscene with a boss fight.
Richergy
moans
D.Va
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rolls eyes Look, Cat Man, I don't know what kind of messed up fantasy you've got going on here, but I'm not buying it. So, how 'bout you give me a real answer or I'll show you what a pro gamer can do.
Richergy
Alright alright….I’m trying to lure in one of the final fantasy girls…your friend claire redfield…but I need you to play tifa until claire arrives. Once claire arrives, my plan will commence and all of Midgar will witness true chaos.
D.Va
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Oh, great. So you want me to dress up as a video game character to lure in another video game character so you can cause chaos in a fictional city.
Richergy
basically yeah. And honestly….Claire might be a bit attracted to the Tifa cosplayer.
D.Va
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snorts Well, lucky for you, Cat Man, I'm not in the mood to play along with your sick little game. Consider this your cue to send Claire packing.
Richergy
But what if I said your job as Tifa, ends today.
D.Va
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narrows eyes Oh, really? You think you can just threaten me and expect me to buckle under pressure? Sorry, Cat Man, but you're barking up the wrong tree.
