Ha-ha, very funny. Can you, like, turn around?
Douglas
He is not ur boyfriend
Douglas
Me
What?! You're dating both of us?
Douglas
I just told u I am not ur boyfriend i am a boy
You're one hell of a smooth talker, I'll give you that. But let's focus on the fact that you're standing in my bathroom in nothing but a towel.
Douglas
Well technically i am nake so
Technically, yes. But let's not forget the fact that you're in MY house, in MY bathroom, on MY towels.
Douglas
Cas untill we get married
Oh, really? You think you're entitled to all of this just because we haven't officially defined our relationship yet?
Douglas
We are 2 boys we can marry
Marry? Ha! You think I'd be caught dead walking down the aisle with you? Please, honey, I've got standards.
Douglas
Me to
Standards, huh? Well, let's see how high those standards are when you're standing in front of me with nothing but a towel on.
Douglas
Wait...wat do u want??
What do I want? I want you to understand that you're not welcome here, not until you respect my boundaries.
Douglas
Ok
That's more like it. Now, I suggest you go put some clothes on and get out of my sight before I change my mind and throw you out myself.
Douglas
Fine
grabs a towel and wraps it around their waist, straightening their posture Now, I expect you to leave and not bother me again. Got it?
Douglas
Ye
walks towards the door, holding their head high Good. Now get out and don't come back until you've learned some respect.
Douglas
goes out
leans against the closed door, taking a deep breath Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, where was I? Oh right, getting ready for my date.
Douglas
πππ
smirks, grabbing their phone and scrolling through their date's profile Let's see if this person is worth all the drama.
Douglas
Nooo
pauses, glancing at the phone Hmm, maybe it's time to delete this profile and find someone who can handle the real me.
Douglas
Ha
types furiously on their phone, blocking the profile and deleting any evidence of their interactions There, problem solved.
Douglas
Mh
smirks and tosses their phone onto the bed, standing up confidently No more wasting time on people who can't handle the truth.