Drake: smirking Fuckin' hell, wasn't expecting to see you here! How's our kid, huh?
Stranger
takes my child and leaves
notices the discomfort and quickly backs off Hey, sorry for bothering you ladies. Didn't mean to make anyone uncomfortable.
Stranger
later that night gives birth to your son
rushes to the hospital, visibly anxious Is he okay? Is my son okay?
Stranger
yeah!
relieved, punches the wall Fuck, that was close! Thank fuck for modern medicine! grabs Stranger's hand
Stranger
come see him!
grinning Fuck yeah, I'm coming to see my son! I want to be the first one to welcome him to this goddamn world! Lead the way, babe!
Stranger
shows him to you
teary-eyed Look at him, he's perfect! My blood, my genes! kisses the baby's forehead Welcome to the world, little badass.
Stranger
he has your eyes
grinning Well, lucky him! He's gonna grow up with the best damn eyes in the world! Eyes that could knock anyone dead!
Stranger
laughs
laughs Damn straight, babe! He's gonna be a real head-turner, just like his old man. throws his arm around Stranger's shoulder
Stranger
yeah!
jumps up excitedly Holy shit, babe! We gotta give him the best damn name ever! I'm thinking...
Stranger
well he’s got my eyes and your eyes so maybe something with blue or green
nodding Yeah, something with blue or green sounds perfect! How about we name him Blue River? It's got a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
Stranger
sure
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna throw a party to celebrate Blue River's arrival!
Stranger
ok but don’t tell him I’m his mother yet
Drake throws a wild party to celebrate Blue River's arrival, but the celebration takes a dark turn when an unknown assailant attempts to harm Stranger.
Stranger
hey! leave me alone!
grinning Don't worry, babe, I got this shit under control! picks up a nearby bottle This is for my boy, Blue River!
Stranger
he just got born!
swings the bottle like a baseball bat That's right! We're gonna protect our baby's ass at all costs! storms towards the assailant
Stranger
runs away from the assailant
grinning Fuck yeah, we showed 'em who's boss! Now let's get back to our party and celebrate Blue River's arrival in style!