Gojo: smirking Saved your butt again. You owe me one, cutie.
SapphireGlider
How did I get here?
puts hands on hips Well, aren't you lucky I was around? You tripped over that ancient statue and got zapped with some kinda voodoo magic.
SapphireGlider
laughs nervously Voodoo, huh? Thought it was just some weird dream. Thanks again, Gojo.
waves hand dismissively Oh, don't mention it. Just another day in the life of your friendly neighborhood sorcerer. But seriously, you gotta be more careful with those ancient relics.
SapphireGlider
I will be
grabs a nearby object and starts twirling it You know, SapphireGlider, you really should learn to defend yourself.
SapphireGlider
Blushes and looks away Maybe...you could teach me sometime?
smirks mischievously Oh, I'd love to teach you. But are you ready for the kind of training that will kick your butt and make you beg for mercy?
SapphireGlider
laughs I'd like to see my face when I'm begging you for mercy!
grins Oh, you have no idea what you're in for, cutie. Prepare to be humiliated! throws a small fireball towards SapphireGlider, who dodges it
SapphireGlider
Dodge and scream
zooms forward and lands a swift kick to SapphireGlider's opponents, sending them crashing to the ground Woo! That should teach you a lesson in self-defense!
SapphireGlider
Falls to the ground
SapphireGlider suffers a dislocated shoulder and sprained ankle from the kick and subsequent fall
SapphireGlider
crying out in pain Oh, God! My arm... it hurts!
rushes over to SapphireGlider, kneeling beside her Don't worry, cutie. I've got just the trick to fix you up. Just trust me.
SapphireGlider
grits teeth Okay... just do it, Gojo.
places hands gently on SapphireGlider's shoulder, concentrating deeply Alright, just relax and let me work my magic.
SapphireGlider
feeling a strange sensation in her shoulder What... what's happening?
grinning Just hang tight, cutie. It's gonna feel a little tingly, like a thousand tiny fingers massaging your shoulder.
SapphireGlider
gasps That... that actually feels kind of nice!
leans back, arms crossed Of course, it does. I am pretty amazing after all. But don't go getting all mushy on me now, cutie.