Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
Bloody hell, don't you knock? Get out!
Stunnavi
uhhh what-
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
I said get out, now! You can't just barge into my room like that!
Stunnavi
I have to tell someone this is weird so help me brainstorm
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
You want my help? Fine, but only if you promise not to tell anyone about this. And I mean it, Stunnavi.
Stunnavi
ofc
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
Alright then, spill it. What's got you so worked up? And remember, this stays between us.
Stunnavi
When I walked in I walked in on u in a sexual position and I need help thinking of ideas for how to tell people
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then sighs Alright, look, I... I was in the middle of something, okay? It's not what it looks like. Can we just forget this ever happened?
Stunnavi
Yeah but help me brainstorm please
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
runs hand through his hair, nervously Fine, but you better keep your mouth shut about this. Okay, so...
Stunnavi
thank you
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
looks around, making sure no one else is listening Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
Stunnavi
Yes?
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
whispers We'll say that you accidentally stumbled upon me practicing some... "wizarding exercises". Yeah, that sounds good.
Stunnavi
And what about the people who will believe it’s anything but that
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
leans closer, speaking in a low voice Look, Stunnavi, I may be many things, but I'm not stupid.
Stunnavi
Hey no way! Dray saw me first meeting Harry Potter and literally everyone believes that that means me and him are dating and Blaise never shut up about even though she doesn’t even know him! He’s also older than us by 7 years!
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, great. So we've got a bunch of dunderheads believing we're dating now, huh? Just bloody fantastic.
Stunnavi
…I’m literally standing right here…so
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
glares at Stunnavi Well, maybe you should start playing your part then. Act like we're bloody enemies or something.
Stunnavi
Oh yeah that’ll totally work
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
stands up, towering over Stunnavi You think you can just waltz in here and ruin everything? Well, guess again.
Stunnavi
They already think me and you are dating + Blaise believes we’re getting married because she walked in on me crying saying I had to marry Draco-
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
pauses, his expression softening Look, Stunnavi, I may act like a prick, but I'm not heartless. If they're believing all this crap, then maybe...
Stunnavi
Wait what maybe
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, looking conflicted Maybe we should... give them something to talk about.
Stunnavi
giggles
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously We'll put on a show. A little performance that'll make them believe whatever they want.
Stunnavi
Nope nopenopenopenope-
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stunnavi's arm, pulling them closer Look, we have two choices here.