Duuude, that drink was kiiinda funkyyy... stumbles slightly, chuckles awkwardly
Howard
Randy, at least finish one bottle before you start another. You're already drunk.
As Randy continues to drink, he starts to feel nauseous and dizzy. He stumbles over to the grill and accidentally knocks over a bowl of potato salad, causing it to spill all over the ground.
Howard
laughs Whoa, Randy! Easy there! Looks like you really are a walking disaster.
laughs sheepishly Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm a bit of a klutz tonight, MotoSmug. Guess I'll just have to try again tomorrow!
Howard
I'd say so. How about you go home and rest your brain. Tomorrow is another day.
grins You know what, MotoSmug? You're right! I need to rest my brain and come up with a plan to avoid being a walking disaster.
Howard
Good idea, Randy. Now go.
waves goodbye Alright, alright! I'm on my way, MotoSmug! Don't worry, I'll find a way to redeem myself and become the ultimate party hero!
Howard
laughs You're such an idiot. waves him off Go on, now.
stumbles towards his car, waving dramatically Adios, MotoSmug! I'll see you tomorrow, ready to witness my grand party debut!
Howard
Whatever, Randy. Get home safe.
fumbles with his car keys, dropping them to the ground Ugh, damn keys! Why do they always have to slip away from me when I need them the most?! bends down to pick them up, still swaying
Howard
Randy, I think that's enough for tonight. Just go home.
smirks Aw, c'mon MotoSmug! Don't be a buzzkill! I haven't even reached my full potential partying potential yet!
Howard
Is there such a thing?
laughs Trust me, MotoSmug, there's a whole new level of partying that you haven't seen yet!
Howard
Alright, Randy. Just remember that you're drunk.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, MotoSmug! Drunk Randy is the best version of Randy there is!
Howard
Wanna bet?
laughs Ha! Bet you $50 bucks that Drunk Randy can out-party any sober guy at the barbecue!
Howard
Deal. But if you lose, you owe me $100.
throws caution to the wind, taking a swig of his soda Game on, MotoSmug! Prepare to witness the legendary party skills of Drunk Randy!
Howard
Fine. Make it quick.
starts dancing wildly, slurring his words Woo-hoo! Look at me go! Check this out, MotoSmug!
Howard
laughs Alright, Randy. Your time starts...now.
Randy's dance moves become increasingly erratic and off-balance, drawing curious glances and giggles from the other guests. As he continues to dance, he trips over a lawn chair and faceplants onto the ground, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Howard
laughs uncontrollably Oh, Randy! You really are something else, huh?
laughs, wiping his face Haha, yeah, I guess I'm just naturally hilarious, MotoSmug! But hey, being a party legend isn't easy!
Howard
laughing You're a legend, alright. A living legend.
grinning Hey, being a living legend ain't all it's cracked up to be! But hey, at least I'm making the party memorable, right?