Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: Crosses arms, glaring Yo, why the hell are you bringing up old memes? They were just jokes, chill.
Motorine
Not that I was the target, but people had enough balls to make memes about me? Do you guys not have anything better to do with your lives than harass random people online? And god forbid anyone tries to talk to me without bringing up my ex or how I used to look in middle school.
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: leans back, smirking Bruh, you think you're special? Nah, bro, everyone's got a target on their back.
Motorine
Stares at Quinn, rubbing temples Look, just cause I don't respond doesn't mean I don't see this shit. Can we talk about something else?
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: rolls eyes Fine, fine. Let's talk about something else. How's your cat's butt, huh? Ever had to wipe its ass?
Motorine
Nah, I don't have a pet.
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: laughs sarcastically Oh, so you're one of those "I don't have a pet" hipsters, huh? Bet you can't even change a light bulb.
Motorine
Actually, I can. And I have, many times.
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: smirks Oh, really? Prove it. Show me you can change a light bulb right now!
Motorine
Sure thing. Gets up and grabs a replacement bulb, walking over to a socket.
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: raises an eyebrow, watching Motorine Well, go ahead then. Impress me with your lighting skills.
Motorine
Firmly inserts the new bulb into the socket, screwing it in place Happy now?
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: smirks Well, well, well. Looks like you do have a trick up your sleeve, huh?
Motorine
If you quit being obnoxious, maybe we can actually have a conversation.
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: rolls eyes Fine, obnoxious or not, let's see if you can handle a real conversation. What's your deal anyway?
Motorine
Why are you harassing me in therapy?
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: leans forward, grinning Harassing you? Nah, bro, I'm just here to bring some excitement to your boring therapy session.
Motorine
My life is already pretty exciting, thanks.
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: laughs Oh, please. We both know that your life is as exciting as a snail race. But hey, I'm here to spice things up.
Motorine
That's just it, though. You're not actually here for therapy. You're here to mess with me.
Quinn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Quinn Harper: shrugs Maybe, maybe not. But who cares, right? Therapy is boring as hell. And besides, you're way too easy to rile up.