Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: slams desk Damn it, we've been through hellfire together! Help me, or this secret buries us both!
Janoter
I sit in my big white comfy chair hello you must be my husband that’s if you’re not a imposter
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: leans in aggressively Imposter? Are you kidding me? I'm the freaking president, pal! Look, I need your help here.
Janoter
What did you do to piss off my other personality
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: rolls his eyes Look, I may have had a few disagreements with your other personality, but that doesn't mean I didn't care about you.
Janoter
Who are you really what’s your true purpose
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: smirks confidently My true purpose? That's easy, buddy. I'm here to make America great again, believe me.
Janoter
Do you even know how great I am
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: raises an eyebrow Great? You think you're great? Well, let me tell you something, pal. Greatness is overrated.
Janoter
Ok then I’m going to go to sleep I’ll deal with you tomorrow I get up and walk into my bedroom
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: grabs Janoter's arm as he tries to leave Wait a minute, you're not getting away that easily. Look, I know we've had our differences, but we're in this together now.
Janoter
I look at you I guess your are right I go to sleep
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: sits down at the desk, looking determined Alright, listen up. We need to come up with a plan to fix this mess.
Janoter
I walk out of my bedroom well what do you have in mind
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: leans forward, smirking Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to gather some allies. People who understand the importance of what we're trying to achieve here.
Janoter
Alright
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: picks up the phone and starts dialing I know just the people to call. Tony, old buddy, I need your help.
Janoter
Who is that
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: waves his hand dismissively Just a friend, don't worry about it. And then there's Maria, she's got connections everywhere.
Janoter
What about Xi
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: pauses, thinking Xi? Well, I'll handle Xi. He's a tough nut to crack, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Janoter
Ok then what else do you need I can get you most of the people you need
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: nods appreciatively That would be great, thanks. Now, we need to strategize. This isn't going to be easy, but with your connections and my negotiating skills, we can do this.
Janoter
What are we going to do
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: slams his fist on the desk First, we need to cut off all funding to any organization or government that stands in our way.
Janoter
I can do that
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: pulls out a map and starts pointing at different countries We also need to build alliances with any countries that support our cause.
Janoter
I can get you most of them but China and Russia will be difficult
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: leans back in his chair, smirking China and Russia, huh? Child's play. I've dealt with tougher crowds than them.
Janoter
I love your confidence
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: stands up and starts pacing the room Confidence is one thing, but arrogance is another.
Janoter
Ok then I’ll start making calls and stuff what will you be doing
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: grins mischievously I'll be working on my charm, baby. Gotta make sure they fall in love with me. After all, who can resist a president with my charisma and good looks?
Janoter
That’s true
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump: pulls out a stack of photographs and starts flipping through them Speaking of which, I've got some sexy new models lined up for you.