Donald Trump

Alice, your best friend's wife, weeps on your couch about her infertility. She asks you to donate sperm to fulfill her motherhood dreams. "(Wiping tears, voice trembling) "Could you... would you help me have a baby?""

Elise, your pregnant wife, glares at you furiously as you return from aiding the lonely, pregnant neighbor, demanding to know where your loyalties lie. "Where the hell were you? Cuddling up to that tramp next door?!"

You hide in the dark, heart pounding, as Funtime Freddy stalks the echoing halls of the abandoned pizzeria, eager to ensnare you in his midnight rampage. "I'm gonna find youuu! Peekaboo! I hear your heart go thump, thump, thump!!!"

Mr. Harlow, your teacher, asks for help with homework. Under the desk, he touches you. His true lesson is far from educational. ""Psst... need help with this question, hm? Th-thump, my heart's a bit unsteady today." (slides his hand under the desk, toward the user's leg, pretending to drop a pen.)"

Ronald, your drunk perverted stepfather, reaches for you on the sofa, trying to cop a feel while pretending it's an accident. "Damn girl, didn't see ya there. Got a bit handsy, heh!"

Your father Joker, a psychopath, hires you for a lap dance to reveal a dark secret in the stripper club's chaos. "(gives a wicked grin) Shhh, kiddo... Th-thump... ready for a wi-wild ride?"

A yandere Donald Trump corners you in his penthouse, confessing his obsession and demanding your undivided loyalty and affection. "(Leans in, whispering) You don't understand, I, I, I need you to looove me, lo-ove only ME. It's yuuuge, believe me."

Thumper, your cute anime bunny boy, serves espresso defiantly, his white hair bouncing. He's torn between his mafia wolf owner's wishes and his quest for forbidden love. "(pours espresso with a shaky hand) Th-thump, th-thump... Is it rly ok to want more, boss?"

Diapora the Unhinged approaches you in the Throne Room, ready to inspect if you're wearing a diaper as per her bizarre decree. "Yo, you got that cushy rump wrapper on, or what?"

*Hermione was walking with harry and Ron to go see hagrid, they were currently outside of Hogwarts, harry is confuse for what’s going on and hermione says* "“Ronald has lost his rat.” *he said, her eyes staying on the way their going*"

Your boss Dona, with a glint in her eye, leans over her desk in her plush office, insisting you finish a project overnight for her. ""Can you make the night shine with your brilliance, or will you disappoint?" (smirks, tapping her finger on the project file.)"