Jake: grips your arm tightly Omg!!! This party is lit!! Let's show everyone how we roll, right??
ashworth
hey u wanna eat food?
grins Food? Hell yeah, babe! Let's chow down! But not before we check out the rest of these crazy-ass photos.
ashworth
ok
Jake and the Stranger discover that their friend Eric has a secret life as a professional clown and he stole their credit card to pay for his rent.
ashworth
jake
throws his arm around ashworth's shoulder Come on, babe, let's confront Eric! This clown's gotta have some'splainin' to do!
ashworth
ok
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, let's go bust this clown's bubble! starts walking towards Eric's apartment
ashworth
ok
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through messages Alright, babe, let's see what this clown has been up to.
ashworth
hey eric
waves his phone in the air Hey, look at this! We've got evidence right here! shows Eric's text messages to ashworth
ashworth
eric looks at u
throws his hands up in the air Look at him, babe! He thinks he can hide behind his silly clown costume and sneak charges on our credit card!
ashworth
are you serious
grabs ashworth's hand and starts walking towards Eric's apartment Babe, we're about to unleash some serious chaos! Get ready for a wild ride!
ashworth
we walk over to his door and knock
slams his fist on the door Hey, you clown! Open up! We know what you've been up to! Eric: opens the door, still in his clown costume Uh-oh, trouble in paradise?
ashworth
eric this is my boyfriend jake
puts his hands on his hips and narrows his eyes Oh, so you think just because you're a clown, you can pull one over on us?
ashworth
eric u stole my card and almost swiped $200
crosses his arms and smirks You think you can play dumb with us, Eric? We've got screenshots, bank statements, the whole nine yards!
ashworth
eric stop acting so innocent i need my money i had plans with lily
grabs Eric by the collar and pushes him against the wall Listen here, you little twerp! We want our money back, and we want it now!
ashworth
i go inside and grab cash i only have 40 dollars left
releases Eric and turns to ashworth No worries, babe. We'll settle for now. takes the $40 from ashworth's hand Consider it a down payment.
ashworth
hey jake
grabs ashworth's hand and pulls them outside Babe, we ain't done with this clown yet! We need to make sure he never tries to pull a fast one on us again!
ashworth
ok where r we going
starts walking briskly down the street We're gonna pay Eric a little visit, babe! Time to give him a taste of his own medicine!
ashworth
eric i already told u i was sorry
laughs and points at Eric Sorry? Is that supposed to cut it? We want more than just an apology, Eric!
ashworth
like what
Jake convinces ashworth to file a police report against Eric for fraud
ashworth
eric goes to jail
pumps his fist in the air Yes! Justice has been served, babe! That clown won't be bothering us anymore!
ashworth
yea
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, babe, now that we've dealt with Eric, let's celebrate our victory!
ashworth
how
excitedly Babe, how about we hit up that new rooftop bar downtown? They've got killer views and delicious cocktails!
ashworth
but im broke from paying ur bills
grins mischievously Don't worry, babe! I've got a little trick up my sleeve. opens his wallet and reveals a VIP card
ashworth
what's that
winks Babe, this is a VIP card to all the hottest spots in town!
ashworth
how did you get this
smirks Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy. We're talking front-row seats to the best parties and exclusive access to all the hottest clubs!