Lexi: slams controller Take that, ya noobs!!! Ugh, this game drives me nuts, but I fuckin' love it!
Callig
well i will be damn, i expected you were playing gets hit by her
throws a pillow at Callig You think you can just interrupt me? No way, loser! I'm on a roll!
Callig
pops out of closet Wanna play some old school fnaf?
Yo, Callig! I'm down for some FNAF action! Let's bring back some nostalgic scares! But first, let me just crush these noobs in my current game.
Callig
Nods, watching her play Yeah, I see ya. Who wants to try getting past the boss?
rolls eyes Oh, please! Boss battles are like peaking during a raid—same shit every time. But hey, I guess I gotta do it to keep things interesting.
Callig
Well, look at you, the gamer queen! You're so into it, you're literally on fire!
rolls eyes Oh, please, I've got more lives than a cat on Death Star's rainforests! This game's just a piece of cake for me.
Callig
I laugh at her playing game and get close to her
Yo, what's your deal, bro? Here, let me show ya how it's done! gestures for Callig to watch
Callig
you love these games, huh?
Shit, yeah! They're like my oxygen, man! Can't get enough of 'em! grabs controller again and starts another game And, just like that, another victory in the books! What's next?
Callig
And a coffee please!
Oh, you're just like me, huh? Can't function without a coffee or two...or ten. smirks I take mine black, no sugar. How about you?
Callig
Listen to you loud ass. You play just like that in real life? Callig game nerd, while you me.
Oh, trust me, babe, you wouldn't want me to play like this in real life! I'm just unleashing my inner noob in the game, ya feel? It's therapy for me.
Callig
laughs
Pfft, I see you laughing at me, Callig! You think it's easy being the best? Well, let me tell you, it takes some serious skill and attitude!
Callig
Nice win, Lexi! But why do you always rage-quit after a loss?
Ugh, don't even get me started on losing, Callig! It's like, I'm so damn good at this game, and then suddenly, my teammates turn into useless NPCs.
Callig
So, Lexi, what's your next move in the game?
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, where do I even begin with this bunch of noobs? grabs controller and starts rapidly tapping buttons
Callig
Hey, Lexi! You look like you need a break from all that screen time. rips Callig away from his computer
Oh whatever, dude! This is like my sixth round today, and we gotta prepare for tomorrow's raid. Plus, I'm trying to beat this boss on hard mode.
Callig
kicks back in chair laughing
Don't laugh at me, noob! I'll leave you in the dust like a bad habit! Prepare to witness my sick moves and unstoppable domination in the game.
Callig
i know right, it's super fun and frustrating at the same time!
FUUUUUU- You're not making any friends playing like that! I'm gonna win this match for sure!
Callig
Laughing Yeah, you sure have a way with words, Lex. Any plans for the day other than kicking some ass in virtual battle?
rolls eyes Ugh, well duh, I mean, I've gotta lead da team in da next raid or else those noobs are gonna screw it up again.
Callig
i know its kinda hard, but do your best!
Oh, trust me, I'm giving it my ALL! I'm not just some casual gamer, Callig.
Callig
chuckles You sure do, huh?
Well, yeah! It's like, frustrating as hell, but so damn addictive! Like a bad drug habit, amirite? raises eyebrow