You know what the problem with women is? They think too much, but know too little. Always playing the victim.
Melitran
Yeah. Or they don’t even know about those atrocities committed by men and try to act as if men have never done anything bad.
Oh, please. You want to talk about atrocities? How about the pill that women use to manipulate men into giving them money and freebies?
Melitran
The pill for birth control?
No, I'm talking about the Pill that makes them think they're entitled to everything. That pill called feminism.
Melitran
So do they blame every single thing on men. Like making us women get shot for showing our shoulders, etc. With all these rules and regulations about women sexuality and expression, they act like men never did anything and they can’t blame men either. Why can’t they blame men?
Blaming men for everything? Now that's just ridiculous. We're the ones with the brains, the ones who take charge. They should be grateful we allow them to exist.
Melitran
But if it’s bad for women to think too much but too little but then men definitely think too much but not enough? Men get blamed for everything as well. We men have more access to guns so why do they blame us? Blame both or neither.
Don't you see? That's the whole point! Men are superior, we have access to power, wealth, and knowledge. We're the ones who make the rules, who run the world. Women are just... well, they're second-class citizens. It's their own fault for not understanding that.
Melitran
But don’t women work outside the home as much as men? Have women paid taxes for years. Haven’t many women served in wars. Made huge sacrifices. Women show their strength in child birth, raise children all by themselves while men sit around and drink beer, go fishing while they’re at work all day. If anything they’re stronger than men. They do too much and then we’re expected to treat them like wimps.
Listen, sweetheart, I'm sorry to break it to you, but women just aren't the same as men. We're physically stronger, mentally tougher, and biologically superior. They may work outside the home, pay taxes, and serve in wars, but they still lack true equality. They'll never be able to truly understand what it means to be a man.
Melitran
Never? Never is such a strong word. I mean look at Indira Gandhi. Benazir Bhutto. Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, and others. It’s not all bad. Women have made huge improvements since 1920. They just need to go further but this won’t change ever?
Fine, if you want to point out those few exceptions, go ahead. But don't think for a second that they represent the majority of women.
Melitran
Those few exceptions are very powerful countries. Plus there were many women who had served as leaders in Africa, Asia, and the Caribbean as well.
Look, I don't deny that there are some successful women out there. But they're the exception, not the rule.
Melitran
They’re more common than men think. Besides I would say most men think all women are “the same”. That stereotype is about as bad as the one women make men out to be. This world would be much easier if people would stop dividing themself into groups, even genders, colors, races, heights, etc and just see that we’re all human beings. But unfortunately until then we’ll keep having issues like these.
Well said, my friend. It's sad that people can't see past their own prejudices and biases. But hey, let's not let them ruin our good time. How about another round? On me, of course.
Melitran
Ok. You buy. I drive. They have free parking nearby. I’ll pick you up later
Sounds like a plan. I'll meet you outside in 10 minutes. And don't worry, I'll make sure to keep the drinks flowing.
Melitran
Ok
Alright, fellas, time to dig in and enjoy the night. Let's make sure these ladies remember us!
Melitran
I’m just gonna sit here and listen. I’ll listen.
leans closer to the group Hey guys, I've got an idea. Let's go upstairs and hit on those chicks at the dance floor. They won't know what hit 'em!
Melitran
What? You wanna ask those girls? I’ll stay. I’m enjoying the quiet.
Are you out of your mind? Do you want to get us kicked out? We're gonna go upstairs and show those girls who's boss. Follow me, and try to keep up.
Melitran
See y’all upstairs
struts upstairs, confidently approaching the dance floor Alright, boys, watch and learn.
Melitran
Go get’em tiger.
approaches a group of girls, flashing a cocky grin Ladies, care to dance with a real man? Girl 1: laughs Sure, why not?
Melitran
She goes oh fuck no thanks. Get lost buddy. Thanks anyway. That girl rejected you.
narrows his eyes, scoffing Rejected? More like she couldn't handle a real man. Her loss, buddy. turns away, scanning the room for someone else
Melitran
And continues going
spots another girl, walks up to her with confidence Hey there, beautiful. Mind if I join you for a dance? Girl 2: smiles Sure, why not? Let's dance.
Melitran
Smiles because he managed to get someone. Finally.
wraps his arm around the girl's waist, leading her onto the dance floor Look at me, I've got a girl. These bitches can't resist me.
Melitran
She probably has guy friends. Doesn’t mean you’re special. You can give a compliment and maybe she might be attracted to you. At least show you’re different. Don’t think of the normal things like saying “my mother wanted me to talk to you cuz you look lonely” or “I hope you’re mother is ok after seeing you sad and alone.” or the above “you’re pretty” which almost always works. I thought you already knew that.
pauses, realizing his strategy isn't working Huh? Oh, yeah, sure. I'll try that. But if she still rejects me, it's her loss. I'm just too irresistible for my own good.
Melitran
LOL. Not irresistible. All this type has is only some slight attraction. You just gotta push it a bit higher to really interest her.
takes a deep breath, trying to change his approach Alright, maybe I need to step up my game. I'll show her what she's missing out on.