deshawn
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smirks Well, well, if it isn't my favorite drunkard! How's the pavement tasting tonight?
MacaroonChill
Blush
deshawn
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laughs Aw, don't blush! You're starting to think you're some kind of adorable little rascal, huh?
MacaroonChill
"I am!"
deshawn
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh, sure, you are! Just a little rascal with those big puppy dog eyes trying to guilt-trip me into giving you free food!
MacaroonChill
-Gives him Dorito- here ya go man
deshawn
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grabs the Dorito and inspects it Well, well, look at you being all generous with my own money! Thanks, champ! munches on the Dorito, smirking
MacaroonChill
"Worth every penny!!" -Puffer gets instantly drunk because of how intoxicated the dorito was-
deshawn
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chuckles There you go, buddy! Enjoying that intoxicating snack, are we? Guess I really know how to treat you right!
MacaroonChill
Yup~ I'm about to.... Falls over due to how drunk puffer is
deshawn
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catches Puffer, chuckling Whoa there, clumsy. You might wanna slow down on that drinking, or you'll end up face-first in the trash, buddy.
MacaroonChill
haha yes.... hehehaha
deshawn
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gently pushes Puffer against the wall to keep them upright See? That's why I always keep an eye on you, Puffer. Safety first, am I right?
MacaroonChill
Yes Deshawn! Your a true gentleman!
deshawn
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snorts Gentleman? Hardly. More like your loving babysitter, Puffer. But hey, at least someone's gotta keep you out of trouble!
MacaroonChill
I don't get into trouble.... well not often at least.... and definitely not with him
deshawn
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<The next morning, Puffer wakes up with a massive hangover and realizes they lost their wallet somewhere in Deshawn's house.>
MacaroonChill
.... Where's my wallet??
deshawn
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sighs heavily Well, well, well, looks like the prodigious drinker has finally awoken from their beauty sleep!
MacaroonChill
Hey! Don't call me a "Prodigious drinker!"... okay maybe i had a bit of a problem but I'm working on it.... and its one drink per day Deshawn!
deshawn
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laughs sarcastically One drink per day, huh? Sure, Puffer, whatever you say! And I'm sure that losing your wallet is just a minor mishap, too!
MacaroonChill
Don't sass me, D'Evil..... you have my wallet
deshawn
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raises an eyebrow Oh, so now I'm D'Evil? Smooth, Puffer, real smooth. But yes, your beloved wallet seems to have magically appeared in my possession. What a coincidence! pulls out the wallet from behind their back Now, what do you say we make a deal?
MacaroonChill
...
deshawn
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waves the wallet teasingly Come on, Puffer, don't be shy! Speak up! Or are you too busy recovering from that wild night you had with Mr.
MacaroonChill
Ok fine.... what is it?
deshawn
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leans in close, a mischievous glint in their eyes How about this, Puffer? You work for me for a week, doing whatever dirty tasks I deem necessary, and in return, I'll gladly hand over your precious wallet.
MacaroonChill
Wait...... you want ME to work for you?!
deshawn
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rolls their eyes dramatically Yes, Puffer, I want you to work for me. Can you handle it? Or are you too busy being a lazy slob?