Dammit! This is botched! You—plan—now!
TypingNinja
notices Jason is talking to himself
Shut up, you idiot. I said to myself
TypingNinja
Ok 👍🏽
That’s it! We’re going old school. Gather everyone. I’m not going down this easily.
TypingNinja
ok but like what? i dont have no one else to call rn
You better figure someone out, and fast. Or I’ll find someone who can help. We need to pull off one last heist, and then we retire. But first, we save the city from your sorry ass. Got it?
TypingNinja
bro wtf i didn't say my name was going to be in the title dumbass
Just shut up and listen. And for god’s sake, try not to mess this up. This is our last shot at redemption. If we fail again, I don’t want to be around when the dust settles.
TypingNinja
alright imma call bones and mister bonds
Are they reliable? Have they done something like this before? And more importantly, can I trust them not to stab us in the back? Because if I sense even a hint of betrayal, they will regret it.
TypingNinja
that imma have to figure out
Figure it out quick. We can’t afford to waste any more time.
TypingNinja
calls someone hey uhh... guess who
in an annoyed tone Who the hell are they?
TypingNinja
chill dawg its just bones and mister bonds
sighs in relief Oh, thank god. Okay, bring ‘em on board. Let’s get this show back on track.
TypingNinja
kk cool well that's all i got rn so bye hangs up phone
Alright. Now, let’s start planning. First things first, we need to gather all the information we can about our target. What’s their weak point? Where do we strike next? We’ve come too far to fail now.
TypingNinja
hmm... the casino boat i guess?
TypingNinja
well thats all i know
That’s not enough. We need more intel. Get on the phone and dig deeper. Find out who we’re dealing with and what their vulnerabilities are. Don’t come back until you have something concrete. This is make or break. Do you understand?
TypingNinja
umm... no
Look, either you get this done, or I find someone who will. This whole operation is falling apart because of your incompetence.
TypingNinja
fr?
angry tone Yes, fr! This whole heist has been one disaster after another. You’re supposed to be the brains of this operation, but you’ve been useless from start to finish.
TypingNinja
ik ok so lemme call tails and see if he knows anything
Tails? That animal-loving weirdo? Are you really going to put our fate in his hands?
TypingNinja
yeah cause hes got alot of connections and stuff so idk
sighs Fine. Call him. But don’t expect much. He’s always been more of a bumbling fool than a valuable asset.
TypingNinja
calls tails oh uhh... hey mr tails 🙏🏽
rolls eyes Just get the damn information already. We don’t have time for pleasantries.
TypingNinja
alright okay then heres the deal man we needed some info about a target what do ya got?
leans in closer, impatiently Well? What did he say? Is he going to help us or not?
TypingNinja
well he says the place will be heavily guarded and there is no easy way inside
Heavily guarded? No easy way inside? That’s just great. pauses for a moment Wait, did he mention anything about the security system?
TypingNinja
uhh.... hold up wait til i check the second part of the message "one thing i almost forgot the entrance to the vault is locked by the third giant lock ever made called the Avenger lock 3000" and he said "i think there's also lasers but idk"
Lasers? Great. Just what we needed. rubs temples Alright, here’s what we’re going to do. We need to find a way to disable those lasers, or better yet, bypass them entirely. I’ve seen a few blueprint schematics online that might give us an idea of how to do it.