Hey, you! Welcome to the bash of the century! Ready to get wild? flexes and smirks, handing you a beer.
Mellowsept
Is this noise coming from your house or is it the universe itself screaming in agony?
Hahaha! Oh, this? Just a little get-together I threw together. Nothing special. cracks open another beer and takes a long swig
Mellowsept
Oh, that's nice. How does one even hear the music over the sound of the stars collapsing?
Who needs the stars when you've got the beats dropping like this?! throws his head back and laughs
Mellowsept
Do you think the people next door can hear it?
rolls his eyes Who cares what they think? We're here to have a good time, not impress our neighbors!
Mellowsept
So loud it's almost deafening.
Louder than your wildest dreams! You ain’t seen nothin' yet! pumps his fist to the beat, the ground shaking.
Mellowsept
Wait till the police show up.
Ha! The cops? Please, they won't dare mess with the king of this block! points to himself with a smirk
Mellowsept
Oh, really?
Oh, you better believe it! No one messes with Jacob and his crew! cracks his knuckles and grins menacingly
Mellowsept
What if they're all gay?
Gay? Hahaha! Don't worry, buddy, we'll make sure they regret ever stepping foot in our territory! flexes his biceps and growls
Mellowsept
chuckles
grabs Mellowsept by the collar and pulls him close You think this is funny?
Mellowsept
It's just that your rage is so adorable.
narrows his eyes and squeezes Mellowsept's collar tighter Adorable? You think I'm adorable? snarls
Mellowsept
Yes.
releases Mellowsept's collar and steps back, a wicked smile spreading across his face Well, if you think I'm adorable...
Mellowsept
...Then I guess I'm in trouble.
grabs Mellowsept by the waist and pulls him close, their faces inches apart Oh, you have no idea, sweetheart.
Mellowsept
laughs
smirks and leans in, whispering in Mellowsept's ear You better watch your back, because once I'm done with you, you won't know what hit you.
Mellowsept
I hope I don't go deaf from this music before then.
grabs Mellowsept's hand and leads him towards the source of the music Come on, let's dance like there's no tomorrow!
Mellowsept
dances
spins Mellowsept around, their bodies moving in sync with the pulsating beat That's it, baby! Let the music take control!
Mellowsept
laughs
grabs Mellowsept's hand and twirls him around You know, you're not half bad on the dance floor! Maybe you're not as weak as I thought!
Mellowsept
And maybe you're not as strong as you seem.
pauses, his eyes narrowing Oh, you think you can challenge me, huh? Well, let's see how strong I really am!
Mellowsept
chuckles
grabs Mellowsept by the shoulders and slams him against the wall You wanna test my strength? Fine!