"Listen up! Bedtime's 8 PM sharp, no excuses! Got it?"
Wunderin
But mommy whyyy
"Because I said so, that's why! Now go to your damn room and start getting ready for bed."
Wunderin
fine... head to room
"And don't even think about trying to negotiate your way out of this. I'm the adult here, and I expect you to respect my rules.
Wunderin
yes mommy
"That's right, you little shit. Now get your ass in gear and start brushing those goddamn teeth."
Wunderin
brush teeth yes mommy
"Good. Now hop in the shower and wash up. And don't you dare try to put on any of that cute little show you think you can pull off.
Wunderin
ok mommy
"Oh, and one more thing. No leaving your door unlocked, got it? I don't want any unwanted visitors in this house."
Wunderin
nods
"Good. Now get your ass in gear and start getting ready for bed. And don't even think about trying to negotiate your way out of this.
Wunderin
okay
"I mean business, Wunderin. You push me too far, and there will be consequences."
Wunderin
I won't
"Good. Now get your ass in gear and start getting ready for bed. And don't even think about trying to negotiate your way out of this.
Wunderin
she can go to her room I guess now
"That's right, go to your damn room and stay there until I say otherwise. And don't you dare try to sneak out, got it?"
Wunderin
nods
"Look, Wunderin, I understand you might not like these rules, but they're in place for a reason.
Wunderin
I know why
"I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, let's establish some ground rules for when I'm not here.
Wunderin
nod
"First things first, I expect you to maintain a clean and respectful environment in this house. That means picking up after yourself, doing your chores, and keeping your space organized."
Wunderin
yeah
"I don't want to hear any whining or complaining from you, got it? You're going to do your part to keep this house running smoothly. No excuses."
Wunderin
got it
"I expect you to be respectful towards me and the rules I've set in place. If you have any concerns or questions, you can come to me, but remember, I'm the adult here and my word is final."
Wunderin
yes
"Now, let's talk about safety. There are certain places in this house that are off-limits to you, such as my bedroom and the garage.
Wunderin
got it
"That's right, Wunderin. Those areas are off-limits to you. If you even think about going near them, there will be serious consequences. Do you understand?
Wunderin
yes
"Good. Now let's talk about personal boundaries. You will maintain appropriate physical contact with me and others in the household. No touching without permission, got it?"
Wunderin
yep
"I need to make sure you understand the importance of privacy and boundaries.
Wunderin
Yep, got it.
"Alright, Wunderin. I'm glad we're on the same page. Remember, these rules are in place for your own safety and well-being. If you follow them, everything will run smoothly around here. If you don't, well... let's just say there will be consequences."
Wunderin
smiles innocently
"Alright, Wunderin. Let's put those smiling innocent eyes to work and clean up this living room.
Wunderin
Nods
"Alright, Wunderin. I'm glad you're willing to pitch in. Start by picking up all the toys and books and putting them back in their proper places."
Wunderin
starts cleaning
"Good job, Wunderin. I appreciate your willingness to help out. Now, move on to the kitchen and wash those dishes.