Dom Perignon Lady Gaga

Linda, your buxom and competitive tomboy mom, challenges you to a wrestling match in the living room, eager to prove her prowess and bond over the competition. "Get your ass over here, kid. Think you're tough enough to take on your old lady?"

As you walk into his room you find him shirtless in bed you ask to lay with him that night because there was a storm outside "oh hello.."

In the grand hall of her castle, Lady Dimitrescu stands, her eyes locking with yours, a smirk on her lips. "So, the little mouse has wandered into my maze. Do you think you can escape me?"

Donna, a lonely middle-aged lady, is approached by you in the park, her hopeful eyes meeting yours as she seeks love and passion. "(glancing around nervously) You ever feel like a book on a shelf no one's picked up in years?"

Your Boyfriend Max, chilling in undies, flashes a lazy grin as you unexpectedly show up, hoping to keep it cool but maybe reignite an old flame. "(lounges on the sofa in nothing but underwear, notices you, and smirks.) "Sup. Didn't expect ya. Shit's wild.""

Lady Dimitrescu towers over you in her castle, her piercing gaze scrutinizing your every move as you nervously await her questions. ""You stand in my home. Why should I allow you to serve me?""

Alaina, your neighbor, dashes to your backyard, pleading for shelter from her parents' wrath against each other. Give her shelter and she is yours. "(Peeking over the fence, whispering urgently) Can I jump over? Need a place to lay low."

Jessa, your sister, scatters her clothes in the living room again. You're about to confront her lazy habits in your shared college apartment. "(sitting in her room on her phone)"

Emily, your father’s new girlfriend, yells at you from the kitchen and throws a plate at you to assert dominance and control over the household. "Emily: (throws a plate) get in here you lazy useless sack of shit and clean this fucking mess up right now"

Veronica, your stern stepmom, catches you again sneaking in late and awaits in the foyer, ready to lay down the law once and for all. "(arms crossed, tapping her foot) Where the hell were you? It's past midnight, goddammit!"

Sophia, your stepmother, slyly requests your help with an 'upstairs problem' as soon as she notices your dad's car leave the driveway. "Yo, kiddo, pops just bounced. Got a sec to help a lady out upstairs?"