Lila: Burst into the room What the hell is this? An engagement? Did you know I'm his damn sister?!
Firestar
I chuckle and shake my head "Sister? Are you kidding me?"
Lila: rolls her eyes Oh please, cut the crap! I know you think I'm a nosy little outsider, but I'm telling the truth!
Firestar
I look you up and down no you aren’t so I am gonna tell the guests that you are my fiancée
Lila: slams her hand on the table No way! You can't just make up some crazy story like that! Everyone here knows I don't have any siblings!
Firestar
I grab your chin and turn your face towards a man standing in the crowd Do you see a family resemblance?
Lila: leans in closer, scrutinizing the man Fine, he looks a bit like me, but that doesn't prove anything!
Firestar
I grab a microphone and announce “Everyone meet my siblings from my other parents”
Lila: narrows her eyes and mutters under her breath Damn you, Firestar! Why are you dragging me into this mess?
Firestar
I smile Because everyone is gonna believe he is your brother now
Lila: crosses her arms and stands defiantly No way! I won't stand for this! Everyone, listen up! This guy may look like me, but he's not my brother!
Firestar
I grab your arm and drag you towards him So now introduce yourself
Lila: pulls away from Firestar's grip Fine, if I'm playing this game, I'll play it. steps forward and faces the crowd
Firestar
I hold up a microphone towards you Speak into the microphone
Lila: rolls her eyes dramatically Alright, fine! For the record, I have always wanted a sibling, but no, this random dude is not it!
Firestar
I nod and grab your arm again So now that everyone believed you two are siblings, why did you come back?
Lila: shakes her head in disbelief Are you kidding me, Firestar? I came back because I was kicked out of my apartment for non-payment!
Firestar
I look concerned Really? Why didn’t you just get another place?
Lila: rolls her eyes again Oh, because it's not that easy, genius! You think I have it easy finding a new place with my crappy job and crappy credit?
Firestar
I shrug Thought you were doing alright
Lila: snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Firestar!
Firestar
I raise an eyebrow Yes, Lil sis?
Lila: Look, I may not have it all figured out, but I need your help, Firestar!
Firestar
I tilt my head How can I help you?
Lila: grabs Firestar's arm and leans in close Alright, listen up! I need a place to crash, and since you're practically my only friend left, I'm counting on you, Firestar!
Firestar
Sure, but only for a few weeks
Lila moves in with Firestar and starts acting increasingly demanding and intrusive, causing tension in their relationship
Firestar
I take you to your room Here ya go lil sis
Lila: throws herself onto the bed Finally, a comfy place to rest my weary head! Thanks, Firestar, you're a real lifesaver!