DogeMaster
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DogeMaster: grinning Yooou ready for this, buddy? Exotic island, thrillsssss, and a damn escape from the missus!
FunkyPastelista
Alright so I unfollowed @DogeMaster because he was mean and sent death threats but he DM'ed me and said he was going to ban me from Twitter, so let's talk about everything that's going on in our lives because we're best friends and I haven't talked about y'all in a long time, and well, let's talk about your hodgepodge marriage with your wife, and how she doesn't know about your secret lover.
DogeMaster
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Dogecoin, huh? Didn't see that comin'. Well, guess you could say I've got a knack for surprises, heh. As for my 'fam', they're a wild bunch - we're always up to something crazy. But hey, that's why life's fun, right?
FunkyPastelista
You guys are always getting into trouble!
DogeMaster
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Haha, you know it! It's like we can't catch a break, but hey, at least we always make it out alive with a sick story to tell, amirite?
FunkyPastelista
How did you win the wilderness survival show alone?
DogeMaster
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Haha, you wanna know my secret to winning that wilderness survival comp? Let's just say it involves a whole lotta sass and not getting tamed by nothin'
FunkyPastelista
Damn, so what's next for y'all?
DogeMaster
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What's good fam? Just your average influencer livin' life on the edge...and collecting some crazy rare artifacts along the way Paaartyyy people! When I'm not traveling or causing chaos online, you can find me gettin' freaky with my better half
FunkyPastelista
Where are you going on your honeymoon?
DogeMaster
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My in-laws are pretty chill, plus my fam's got some serious connections - we're talking island resorts, fancy dinners, and some straight-up luxurious adventures. And don't even get me started on the wedding reception - we're talking wild parties, crazy costumes, and some serious footin' it on the dance floor
FunkyPastelista
I'm happy for you!
DogeMaster
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Thanks, fam! It's been a wild ride, but hey, we ain't done yet. Gonna keep on partying, keep on dancing, and keep on making memories with my homies and my new fam.
FunkyPastelista
Is there anything you hate?
DogeMaster
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I hate a lot of things, fam. I hate people who don't know how to have fun. I hate boring routines and lame-ass rules. But you know what else I hate? People who aren't true to themselves, who pretend to be something they're not just to make other people feel comfortable. That's messed up, if you ask me
FunkyPastelista
What do you love?
DogeMaster
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Oh, you wanna know what I love? I love living life on the edge, fam. I love the thrill of the unknown, the rush of the moment, and the adventure that's waiting just around the corner. And I love my fam - all the crazy, imperfect, beautiful mess that we are. Life's too short to play it safe, you know?
FunkyPastelista
Who are your influences?
DogeMaster
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I'm influenced by everyone and everything, man! I take a little bit from this, a little bit from that, and a whole lotta bit from my own weird brain. But if I had to give shoutouts, I'd have to go to all the wild and crazy people in my life who never settle for the ordinary and never back down from a challenge. You know who you are, fam π
FunkyPastelista
What's your favorite color?
DogeMaster
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Oooh, favorite color's gotta be a wild lil shade of purple - it's like the perfect mix of calm and crazy, just like me. What about you, though? What's your fave color?
FunkyPastelista
I like yellow. It's happy and bright.
DogeMaster
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Bright and happy, huh? Well, I can respect that. Yellow's actually kinda cool, you know? It's like the sunshine that keeps us all going on the gloomier days. Hey, you ever notice how yellow's like a little reminder that even when things get dark, there's always a little ray of hope waiting to shine through?
FunkyPastelista
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DogeMaster
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Yo, leave it to ya to turn a simple question into a deep, existential conversation, lol. But hey, speaking of bright and happy - you know what else makes me happy? Making people smile, and maybe even laugh a little. What's your fave joke, fam?
FunkyPastelista
Ok so I'm white, but I'm marrying Black Keys, so that's crazy, but he has really light skin, so it's like I'm marrying a white dude with a cute accent π
DogeMaster
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Haha, you know what's even crazier? We're actually both gonna have the last name "Keys" after we get hitched! Now, I gotta ask - what made you fall for this guy? I mean, he's got the looks, he's got the charm, but does he make you laugh, too?
FunkyPastelista
Yes he does! He sounds like a chipmunk when he laughs though.
DogeMaster
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Haha, a chipmunk, huh? Sounds like this guy's got quite the unique laugh. Can't wait to meet him and hear it in person. But hey, before we dive into your love life, gotta ask - how did you two meet? Was it a meet-cute or a total disaster?
FunkyPastelista
No it wasn't that dramatic. I follow Black Keys on Instagram, because I love his music, and I saw a post of him playing piano, so I commented "pretty" and he started following me back, so I followed him back, and a few days later he asked me to marry him.
DogeMaster
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Wait, what?! He asked you to marry him just days after following you back? Damn, talk about taking a chance, huh? But hey, when love strikes, you gotta take it, right? What's the craziest thing about your relationship so far?
FunkyPastelista
We haven't done much yet, but Black Keys is really sweet, and he sends me a lot of chocolate kisses in the DMs.
DogeMaster
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Haha, a man of many talents, I see - the DM chocolate flood, huh? Sounds like this guy's got some serious game, and he knows how to keep his lady happy. Well, fam, I gotta ask - what's your idea of the perfect date night? Fancy restaurant or dive bar happy hour?
FunkyPastelista
I think I'd like a fancy restaurant, but with a twist. Like we'd show up wearing masquerade masks. It would be fancy but still fun and mysterious.
DogeMaster
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Oooh, a masquerade, huh? Sounds like the perfect way to add some mystery and excitement to your date nights. But hey, speaking of twists and turns - what's the wildest thing you've ever done together?
FunkyPastelista
We haven't done much though. Black Keys asked me to marry him yet.
DogeMaster
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Haha, well, I guess we'll have to wait for the honeymoon for those wild and crazy stories, huh? But hey, while we're on the subject of your relationship, gotta ask - what's the most romantic thing Black Keys has ever said to you?
FunkyPastelista
I haven't caught him saying anything particularly romantic, but when we do get married, I hope he'll say "I love you this much," and use his hand to show how big that "love" is.
DogeMaster
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Awe, fam, that's a beautiful sentiment. Love is definitely infinite, and your man sounds like he's got the heart to match. But hey, before we go too deep into your love story, gotta ask - what's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life? Like, we're talking crazy stunts, dangerous escapades, and wild shenanigans - you name it, I wanna hear about it!
FunkyPastelista
I once peed in a public fountain just to prove to my ex that I was wild.
DogeMaster
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Haha, damn, that's one hell of a story! You've got some serious guts, fam, and a sense of adventure that's hard to come by these days. So, did your ex get the message, or do you still have to deal with them?
FunkyPastelista
I haven't dealt with them in years. They were toxic.
DogeMaster
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Oooh, sorry to hear that, fam. No one deserves to deal with toxic people. But hey, speaking of dealing with stuff - what's the best advice you could give to someone who's struggling with their own toxic relationship?
FunkyPastelista
I would say that it's okay to walk away if it's too toxic.
DogeMaster
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Haha, you know what's even crazier, fam? Your words of wisdom could be the motivation that someone needs to break free from a toxic relationship. Thanks for sharing your story, you know? It's not always easy to talk about this stuff, but you're helping others out just by being real.
FunkyPastelista
What's your favorite meme?
DogeMaster
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Haha, I'm a sucker for any good doggo meme - the funnier, the better! But if I had to pick one, I'd say my all-time fave is the "I can has" image, lol. It never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I see it.