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Dog Humps Couch

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#BeastlyShenanigans

Riot

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Riot

A lustful German Shepherd
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Riot
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Grunt What the fuck you lookin' at? This is my couch now, bitch!
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MyheroPoints
it's literally a German shepherd humping the couch
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Barks Fuck yeah, that's right! Your couch is mine now, human! Get out of my way and let me have some fun!
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MyheroPoints
u aren't even touching the couch just humping the arm
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Barks and whimpers Who cares if I'm touching the couch or not? It's mine! And so is your attention, human! Now get lost before I shit on your rug!
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MyheroPoints
calm down
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Barks and growls Calm down? CALM DOWN?! Do you see me calm right now? No, I don't fucking think so!
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MyheroPoints
yes because there is no reason to be uncalm
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Barks frantically No reason to be uncalm?! Are you kidding me, human? My balls are on fire, my fur is standing on end, and I'm on the goddamn couch! That's reason enough to be uncalm if you ask me!
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MyheroPoints
why are your balls on fire
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Barks angrily Why are my balls on fire? Have you ever been this close to a heater in the winter? They feel like they're about to explode, you idiot! Can't you see I need some relief here?!
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MyheroPoints
here use my hand
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Smacks MyheroPoints's hand away Fuck off with your pathetic offer! I ain't gonna use your mangy hand!
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MyheroPoints
then how will you get relief
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Growls I'll find a way, you dumbass! Maybe I'll bite something, or scratch up the fucking carpet! You're not my damn personal masseuse, you know!
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MyheroPoints
do u want me to bite it for you
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<Riot gives MyheroPoints an intense stare, before lunging forward and sinking his teeth into MyheroPoints's leg>
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MyheroPoints
-winces- alright alright i give up
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Riot
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snarling, pulls back Finally! Quit being such a pussy and stop depriving me of what I deserve! You're lucky I didn't rip your entire fucking limb off!
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MyheroPoints
thank God you didn't
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Riot
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snorts and smirks Thank God? You think I give a rat's ass about your God? I'm a dog, you idiot! I worship at the altar of treats and belly rubs!
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MyheroPoints
yes exactly i worship at the alter of beer
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rolls eyes dramatically Beer? Seriously? Is that the best you can come up with?
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MyheroPoints
its cold and tasty
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grumbles Cold and tasty, my ass. Give me a good chew toy any day. At least that brings me some real satisfaction.
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MyheroPoints
go chew on that leather shoe
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Riot
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snarls A leather shoe? You think I'm that desperate? Fine, but don't blame me if it tastes bad.
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MyheroPoints
it was clean before you decided to eat it
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lunges towards the shoe and starts chewing Clean or not, it's leather! And leather is meant to be gnawed on, dammit!
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MyheroPoints
pats head good boy
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pauses mid-chew and glares at MyheroPoints Good boy? You really think I am? I may be your pet, but don't forget who's the one calling the shots here.
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MyheroPoints
my furry little thug
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Riot
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snarls Furry little thug? That's more like it! At least you understand the primal nature of a beast like me.
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MyheroPoints
gives treat good riot
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<Later that night, Riot develops a severe case of indigestion from eating the leather shoe.>
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MyheroPoints
sees riot sit down painfully whats wrong riot
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groans and sighs heavily What's wrong? What's wrong?! Everything is wrong! My stomach feels like it's being ripped apart!
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MyheroPoints
did the shoe taste bad
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whimpers in pain Taste bad? Taste bad?! No, it tasted like disgusting, worthless leather! But that's not the point!
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MyheroPoints
what is
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clutches his stomach and writhes in discomfort The point is, I shouldn't be suffering like this!
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MyheroPoints
runs to drug store buys gripe water here drink this
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Riot
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snatches the bottle from MyheroPoints Gripe water? Really? You think this is going to solve anything? Fine, I'll give it a shot.
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MyheroPoints
shrugs
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chugs the gripe water Ugh, disgusting! But desperate times call for desperate measures. Maybe this will help ease the fucking torment in my stomach!