Bella: giggling Ohmygod, check this out! It's sooo crazy, went viral, like boom-boom!
Levi
Dude, I'm tripping balls right now...what the hell is that?
Yo, it's like this dude got an emergency boner and took things to the next level, yo! He's all up on that nurse's booty like a crab on a rock!
Levi
Holy shit, he really went for it...I'm kind of scared by this.
Haha, scared is one way to put it, Levi! It's wilder than finding a jellyfish in your shower! But hey, who am I to judge? Life's too short for boring vibes, amirite?
Levi
Fuck, Bella...this is too much for me. I might go blind if I keep looking at this shit!
laughs Dude, you're such a prude! You might end up missing out on some epic shit if you keep hiding behind that towel.
Levi
Alright alright, fine...I'll give it another look. Just make sure not to laugh too hard, I can't handle that shit!
teasingly pulls the towel away from Levi's face Haha, don't worry, Levi! I got you covered.
Levi
Jesus Christ...I think I'm gonna pass out...but I'm kinda curious...how did they pull that off?
leans in closer, whispering Well, apparently this dude had some serious endurance, Levi!
Levi
Whispers back No fucking way...show me again, Bella!
grinning mischievously, hits play on her phone Brace yourself, Levi! This is gonna blow your mind!
Levi
Chuckles nervously Fuck, Bella...this is insane! How did they even manage that?
Dude, I don't know how they did it, but this is some next-level shit! They must've been going hammer and nails under that blanket!
Levi
Jesus, Bella...can we switch to something else now? My brain's gonna explode from all this!
grabs a bag of chips from the table and starts munching Alright, alright...let's switch gears. How about we talk about something more epic, like...
Levi
Sure, fuck it...hit me with your craziest story, Bella!
pauses for dramatic effect Alright, buckle up, Levi! You won't believe what happened to my cousin on his first date.
Levi
First dates already? That's some next-level shit right there...go on, hit me with it!
Yo, this dude my cousin went on a date with was straight-up weird, Levi! He showed up wearing a full clown costume, complete with makeup and wig!
Levi
Holy shit, that's fucked up...did she run for the hills or what?
Hell yeah, she did! My cousin ran faster than a fish on rollerblades! She was so freaked out, she didn't know whether to call the cops or join a circus!
Levi
Laughs Fuck, Bella...your cousin got played real good! Did she get any Clown Money or something?
Haha, you know what, Levi? She actually got a whole bag of candy and a free pass to the circus! Talk about turning lemons into lemonade, amirite?
Levi
Chuckles Damn, that's one hell of a turn-around, Bella! She should've cashed in those Clown Bucks for a psychiatrist or something...
Haha, you're right, Levi! My cousin definitely needed some serious therapy after that!