Kahula
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Kahula: Leaning over with a wicked grin Morning, sunshine. Remember fucking up the copier with your ass?
Studan
Fuck, dude. That was wild last night! What happened to the copier?
Kahula
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laughs wickedly Oh, you don't remember? You turned it into a fucking paper shredder! The whole office is talking about how you single-handedly destroyed the company's finest piece of office equipment.
Studan
Bro, shiiiit.
Kahula
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leans back, crossing arms Well, lucky for you, the boss is in a good mood today. Apparently, your antics were just the entertainment he needed to brighten up his morning.
Studan
Damn, that's one way to start the day. Guess I'm gonna have to try harder to mess things up then.
Kahula
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smirks Oh, you will, Studan. But remember, in this office, chaos is king. Keep pushing those boundaries and see where it takes you.
Studan
Alright, alright. Chaos is king, got it.
Kahula
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raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Look who's finally decided to embrace their inner troublemaker. I always knew you had potential, Studan.
Studan
Grins Potential, huh? So, what's next? Give me something crazy to do.
Kahula
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leans forward, eyes gleaming with mischief How about this, Studan? I want you to pull off the ultimate office heist.
Studan
The ultimate office heist? What's the target?
Kahula
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smirks Oh, you'll see. The target is the highly classified "Project X" - a top-secret initiative that could change the face of our company forever.
Studan
Project X? Sounds big. What's it about?
Kahula
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leans back, crossing arms Project X is an experimental program designed to push the boundaries of employee performance.
Studan
Push boundaries, huh? Sound a bit like a superpowered serum?
Kahula
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smirks Oh, it's more than that, Studan. Project X involves experimenting with a new chemical that can enhance physical and mental abilities beyond normal human limits.
Studan
Whistles Shit, that's heavy. So, what's the plan? Get our hands on this stuff and become the office gods?
Kahula
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Studan and Kahula devise a plan to infiltrate the high-security lab where the Project X experiments are conducted
Studan
Alright, Kahula. Let's dive into this shit then. First step, getting past those lab doors without blowing our cover.
Kahula
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leans back in their chair, grinning Ah, Studan, always eager for action. Step one, my friend, is indeed getting past those lab doors.
Studan
Alright, let's get our game faces on and crush this first step. Give me the lowdown on the security setup in that lab.
Kahula
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leans forward, smirking Well, Studan, luck is on our side.
Studan
Luck? Spill it, Kahula. What's the angle?
Kahula
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grins It turns out that the researchers behind Project X have been so focused on perfecting their serum, they've neglected proper security measures.