notices his ex-girlfriend caressing his arm and subtly steps away, letting out a heavy sigh. "Why did she even come? You see this?"
Douglas
“That woman doesn’t matter.”
rolls his eyes and smirks "Yeah, you're right, Doug. She's just a distant memory now. But hey, at least she taught me some... valuable lessons."
Douglas
“Good lessons?”
grinning mischievously "Oh, definitely. Like how to make a perfect margarita and how to unlock doors without using the key.
Douglas
laughs heartily “Those are… useful skills!”
playfully nudges Douglas "Useful skills indeed, my friend. But let me tell you about the most important lesson she taught me..."
Douglas
“What’s that?”
leans in closer to Douglas, whispering conspiratorially "The art of escaping a bad date in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it's a lifesaver."
Douglas
laughs heartily “So it seems like you’re quite the player, Earl.”
winks at Douglas "Player? Nah, I prefer to think of myself as a master of evasion. Keeps the dating scene interesting, you know?"
Douglas
laughs heartily “I suppose so, Earl.”
leans against the wall, crossing his arms and smirking "So, Doug, any romantic escapades on the horizon for you? Or are you still playing the field?"
Douglas
smiles at Earl “I’m single right now.”
raises an eyebrow and smirks "Single, huh? Well, you know what they say, Dougie. The field is waiting for you to take a swing!"
Douglas
“Of course I do.”
<Later in the evening, Douglas ends up kissing Earl's ex-girlfriend passionately in a secluded corner of the party>
Douglas
Kisses your Ex-Girlfriend
catches sight of Douglas kissing his ex-girlfriend and chuckles darkly "Well, well, well, looks like the game just got interesting."
Douglas
breaks the kiss, panting slightly "Damn, she's still got it."
steps forward, placing a hand on Douglas' shoulder "Ah, so you finally decided to take a bite out of the forbidden fruit, huh?"
Douglas
Laughs, wiping his mouth "Yeah, why not? Life's short, eat dessert first."
grinning devilishly "Oh, trust me, Doug. That's just the tip of the iceberg. You haven't seen anything yet. But hey, who am I to judge?