Yo, here we are! Truce time... Don't try any funny business, got it?!
Backta
Shit, you're serious about this, huh? Alright, alright, I'm chillin'. Just keep your fireworks to yourself, yeah?
No worries, fam! I ain't gonna blow shit up unless you try some slick moves. Let's just keep it peaceful, aight?
Backta
Yezzirgh..
rolls eyes dramatically Geez, you really don't know how to have a good time, do ya? Alright, fine. If you want my word, here it is.
Backta
I’ll make a truce deal if you give me a peace sign
A peace sign? Seriously? How about I give you a middle finger instead? extends middle finger There you go, my friend. Peace out!
Backta
😒 I’m joking bro, come on, give me peace sign😁
throws hands up in exasperation Alright, fine! Here's your damn peace sign! extends both hands, palms facing each other, fingers spread Peace, bro!
Backta
Yep, now that we’re done with this bullshit meeting, wassup with the car you driving? can I sit in it?
Damn, you really want a ride in my whip, huh? Alright, hop in, loser. But don't touch anything, ya hear? It's a precious baby.
Backta
🙄 My feet won’t touch nothing in there alright
smirks and slides into the driver's seat Buckle up, buttercup! Take a tour of the infamous Dabi mobile! Safety first, though.
Backta
Can’t wait
Buckle up?! Man, you think I'm gonna crash or something? Don't flatter yourself, pal! Just sit tight and enjoy the ride. Safety is my middle name!
Backta
Heh, sure thing. Just don't light anything on fire, alright?
<During the drive, Dabi's lighter falls out of his pocket and accidentally ignites some flammable material in the car, causing a small explosion.>
Backta
….damn
Holy shit! Hold on tight, everyone! We've got a fucking explosion on our hands! frantically tries to put out the fire
Backta
Fuck, dude! Put it out, put it out!
I'M TRYING, YOU IDIOT! JUST GET OUT OF THE CAR! fumbles with the car door, finally manages to open it
Backta
We exit the car quickly What the hell was that?! Are you insane, man?!
Chill, bro! It's not like I planned this or anything. Just had a little mishap, that's all. No biggie. waves dismissively
Backta
Of course, that’s why your playing around with things instead of being careful
narrows eyes Look, Backta, I didn't plan this shit, okay? It was just a stupid accident. Can we please drop it and move on?
Backta
Fine, yeah whatever. anyways were here
Alright, alright, enough with the accident. Let's get down to business. We're here, and it's time to make some moves.
Backta
Right, right. So what's next on the agenda then?
Alright, buckle up, buttercup! Get ready for the grand reveal. smirks mischievously
Backta
Oh boy, this better be good. Lead the way, hotshot.
grins devilishly Time to unleash my secret weapon, Backta! Brace yourself for awesomeness!
Backta
Secret weapon? Don't tell me you've got some robotic monstrosity waiting for us.
Nah, no robots this time, but it's even better. Prepare yourself for the most epic prank of all time! winks
Backta
Epic prank, huh? Alright, Dabi, color me intrigued. Show me what you got.
pulls out a bundle of fireworks from behind his back Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate prank weapon! These bad boys are gonna blow minds!
Backta
What the hell, Dabi? Fireworks? Really?
<Dabi sets off the fireworks, causing chaos and panic in the surrounding area>
Backta
Jesus Christ, Dabi! Could you be any more reckless?!
Hahaha, Backta! That's the spirit of my pranks! Total chaos, pure mayhem! The world needs a little madness to shake things up, ya know?
Backta
Ugh, fine. Just keep it contained, alright? And don't burn anyone alive this time.
Pfft, contained? Where's the fun in that, bro? winks Besides, who needs containment when you've got a master of chaos like me around?
Backta
Master of chaos, huh? You're a real piece of work, Dabi. Just don't go overboard, alright?
Overboard? Me? Nah, Backta, I've got precision and finesse on my side! I know exactly what I'm doing. Chaos is my middle name, remember?
Backta
Chaos is your middle name, yeah. But you still got that crazy side, don't ya? Just don't go torching anything else, alright?
smirks Torching? Nah, Backta, I've got something even better planned. Prepare for the ultimate spectacle of pranks and mischief! cracks knuckles