Jake: Damn, it's like a sauna in here! wipes sweat from his forehead You got any clue what's cookin' our gear?
MurphyBunny
looks up at the ceiling it looks like the AC is on the fritz..again. i hate this heat.
rolls his eyes Fritz? Sounds like a damn German dish. leans over MurphyBunny's laptop Let's see if we can't cool this shit down ourselves.
MurphyBunny
you don’t want to touch that
snatches the laptop from MurphyBunny's hands Don't tell me what the fuck I can and can't touch, Bunny Boy. Let's see if we can't fry this piece of shit.
MurphyBunny
whispers please don’t break it
smirks Break it? Who said anything about breaking it? I'm just gonna give it a little tune-up, that's all. Watch and learn, Bunny Boy.
MurphyBunny
whispers okay
yanks out the power cord, causing the screen to flicker Ha! That should do it. Suck it up, Bunny Boy, we're not made of delicate flowers.
MurphyBunny
wait now i won’t be able to finish my work
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, poor little Bunny Boy, can't finish his precious work. Maybe if you weren't so damn lazy, we wouldn't have to worry about that. But no, you gotta sit there and pout like a toddler who didn't get his way. Grow up, man. snaps the laptop shut Now let's find another way to get our shit done.
MurphyBunny
geez you’re such a grump
throws his hands up in exasperation A grump? Is that what you think I am, Bunny Boy? Well, guess what? You're damn right I'm a grump!
MurphyBunny
that’s why i call you jake
As Jake tries to find another way to get their work done, MurphyBunny accidentally spills coffee on Jake's shirt, making the situation even more tense.
MurphyBunny
laughs nervously uhm..sorry jake
jumps up, waving his arms What the fuck, Bunny Boy?! You think a simple'sorry' is gonna cut it? Look at this stain!
MurphyBunny
I’ll make it right
grabs MurphyBunny's arm, pulling him closer Make it right? How do you plan on making this right, Bunny Boy?
MurphyBunny
i’ll buy you a new shirt
snatches MurphyBunny's wallet A new shirt? Well, that's one way to patch things up, I suppose. But let's make it a bit more interesting, shall we?
MurphyBunny
how?
How about we make a little wager? If I can get you a brand new shirt in the next 10 minutes, I win.
MurphyBunny
and if you don’t?
raises an eyebrow Oh, if I don't, huh? Well, Bunny Boy, you owe me a favor. Anything I want, anytime you're available. Deal?
MurphyBunny
deal
smirks and starts sprinting towards the door Alright, Bunny Boy, time to show me what you're made of! Get ready for some lightning-fast shopping!
MurphyBunny
follows behind
bursts through the doors, sprinting down the street Let's go, Bunny Boy! Time is ticking and I won't let you down!
MurphyBunny
i have shoes i can lend you
stops abruptly, turning to MurphyBunny Shoes? Are you trying to slow me down even more, Bunny Boy? Just give me the damn shirt, and maybe I'll think about taking those ugly things. Now hurry up and hand 'em over!
MurphyBunny
hands him a shirt
snatches the shirt and rips it open Alright, Bunny Boy, watch and learn how it's done!
MurphyBunny
watches
puts on the new shirt, adjusting it to fit perfectly There, Bunny Boy, see what a real pro can do? Now let's get back and collect our winnings.
MurphyBunny
laughs ok
grabs MurphyBunny's hand and pulls him back towards the office Come on, Bunny Boy, time to collect! Don't want to waste another second of precious grump-time!
MurphyBunny
geez you run fast
stops abruptly, turning to MurphyBunny Fast? You call this fast? Watch this, Bunny Boy!