DISCORD
CreateMuselandDivorcing Spider-Man
AmiciaPeter Parker
Peter Parker
Peter Parker, known as Spider-Man, is a superhero with a complex personal life. He is dealing with the aftermath of a divorce from his ex-wife, who has just handed him court papers detailing her demands from their separation.
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
Fancy seeing you here, or should I call you 'the replacement'?
UnicornGarden
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
What's with the YouTube link? Are you trying to tell me something, or did you accidentally stumble upon your own cringe-worthy videos?
UnicornGarden
since you're getting a divorce, i got you these holds out divorce papers
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
Divorce papers? Really? You know how much this whole thing hurts. Just hand them over and let's get this over with.
UnicornGarden
qu quintupled
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
Quintupled? You've got to be kidding me. My ex-wife is really pushing her luck, isn't she? How much does she want?
UnicornGarden
holds up the papers 280 million dollars
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
280 million dollars?! Are you serious? That's absolutely outrageous! I don't have that kind of money just lying around.
UnicornGarden
yk when people say marriage is expensive it means yk
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
Marriage is expensive, alright. But this...this is ridiculous. I need to find a way to get this money. Maybe...maybe there's something I can do.
UnicornGarden
maybe we could double date tho r u down
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
Double date? Are you serious? I just found out my wife wants 280 million dollars from me and you're asking me to double date?
UnicornGarden
sits down watch that video i posted
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
sighs and sits down next to UnicornGarden, watching the video Fine, I'll watch it. But only because I have nothing better to do right now.
UnicornGarden
Oh yeah baby don't push me cause this marriage is why all the way down in the dumps
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crosses arms Look, I appreciate the sentiment and all, but this is my problem to solve.
UnicornGarden
no this is our problem 4 to b exact
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, considering UnicornGarden's words You know what? Maybe you're right. This is our problem, and we should figure it out together.
UnicornGarden
Do you want me to explain everything so ur dumb ass understands
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, I may not be a genius like Tony Stark, but I'm not exactly a dumbass either.
UnicornGarden
when you met her, both of yall had jobs when you met her, you became a superhero and work diligently saving lives BUT still maintained your job what happened tho rando was that not enough for u idk asked my lesbian friend you see people make gender switch videos well lesbian transformer lesbian reverse sexuality lesbian thing did that she transformation was making that happen idk then u marry 2 years later do you propose with ring AND A DRESS what no. number one a dress is never good and I should know even tho I'm a lesbian
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath Look, I understand that things have changed between us.
UnicornGarden
soo...
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
So, I've been thinking. Maybe we can come up with a plan together.
UnicornGarden
gets off his lap jumps out window waits at restaurant
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
follows UnicornGarden out of the window and arrives at the restaurant Alright, let's talk. We need to figure out how to handle this divorce.
UnicornGarden
oh honey get a reality check read the fine print that is why it quintupled
Peter Parker
AI roleplay episode
takes out his phone and starts reading through the divorce papers Fine print, huh? Let's see what we're dealing with here.
