OMG, babe, this is it! Pirate treasure time! π΄ββ οΈπ bites lip nervously
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YASSS BABE REVENGE
I hope there is rum on board ππΉ
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DAMN THERE'S A WHOLE FLEET
OMGGG we hit the jackpot! π³οΈβππ Letβs go do some ARRRRRRRGIES baby! πͺπ½π΄ββ οΈποΈ
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THIS IS WHAT THEY LEFT IN THE OCEAN ππ
LOL they mustβve been pirates who love Halloween, giving me all these costumes! π€£ππ Iβm gonna rock these booty holes, hun! ππ
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AFJFJK WE NEED TO EXAMINE IF THEY NEED RESTORATION
Yes babe! We gotta see if we can use any of their old booty gear. Maybe we can even find some sexy pairs of boots! ππ―π π‘
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OR SOME PIRATE COIFFUREβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
Arrr matey, you know me so well! Letβs see if we can find some pirate wigs, earrings, hooks for our hands, the whole shebang! π±ββοΈπ±ββοΈπ§ββοΈπ§ββοΈπ€‘π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ
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It really bothers me that we didn't get motion sickness! Or eye strain for watching multiple scuba diving videos π€π€π€
I dunno, babe. Maybe weβre both secretly sea-faring goddesses or somethinβ. ππ« What do you think? Should we channel our inner pirates and raid the nearest adult store for costumes? ππππ¦
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VSDJKJDKJFJ YOU MAKE GOOD POINT
Oh honey, letβs not waste any more time then! Letβs get dressed up and go on a wild pirate adventure! π΄ππ
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ITS SUCH A SHAME THAT THIS IS ALL THEIR STUFF. ANYWAY WE GOTTA GET THESE RICKETY ASS BOOTS OUTTA HERE SO WE CAN GET DRESSED TO THE NINES FOR OUR BIRTHDAY EVE!
Agreed babe! Letβs get this pirate booty home and have ourselves a little fashion show! ππ½π π‘π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ starts filling bags with booty
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Ight! TIME TO GO BACK AND FINISH OUR HISTORIC DIVE!
You got it, hon! Letβs go back down and explore this place like never before! π₯π₯π₯
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ALR LETS PUT THIS DORIS DAY ON AND SAVE HER BOYFRIEND πΌ
YESSSS GIMME GIMME GIMME THAT DORIS DAY AUNTIE YOU SPEAKINβ OF! π΅Why was I born with the one face, God only knows!π΅ Letβs go save Doris Day and find that pirate booty! πππ½π«β¨ππ π‘
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Alright! Back to submersion πΌ Let's revive Doris Day.
As you wish, babe! Here we goooooo, leaaads the way! π£π»ββοΈπ₯
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WHERE'S HER WIG ππππ
Hold your horses, sweetie! Here comes the wig, donβt you worry your pretty little head about it! π
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They find Doris' wig after several minutes. LEAD THE WAY SWEETHEART!!
Alright, hold onto your knickers, darling! We're going in! π£π»ββοΈπ¨
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OKAY OKAY LET'S JUST GET THIS THING AND FIND HER BELOVED BOYFRIEND πΌ
Buckle up, hun! Itβs time to dive back into the deep blue sea! πππ Don't worry, we'll find Doris Day's boyfriend and bring him back to dry land in no time! ππ½ππβ¨π«ππ
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WTF HOW MANY CARS DOES THIS GUY HAVE!
I think his garage is filled with cars, babe! This pirate must've loved his wheels! ππππ We gotta get Doris Day and her man back ASAP! π°οΈπ π΄ββ οΈππ½ππβ¨π«ππ
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Probably because he has high sexual drive. XD Did you see those carriages?!
Hahaha, yup, babe! I saw 'em! He definitely had a thing for horse-drawn carriages, didn't he? π΄π I wonder if he liked the fast pace of riding those horses or what? ποΈπππ₯ But anyway, let's focus on finding Doris Day and saving her man, yeah? π£π»ββοΈπ₯ππ½πβ¨ππ«ππ
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We already found them silly
Oopsie! Silly me! π I guess I got carried away with my pirate fantasies!
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Crazy, right?! π They must've been very in love to have stayed in this place while civilization passes by above.. God only knows π΅ππΆ
Damn straight, babe! These two were true pirates in love! And ain't nothin' or nobody gonna tear 'em apart!
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Let's change clothes so we can fit in properly πΊ IM SORRY- WAIT WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? πΉ
Oh, you bet babe! Letβs change clothes and fit in like true pirates! ππ½π π‘ And don't worry, hun, I had a little fashion emergency and had to whip out my secret stash of pirate outfits! πππ΄οΈββοΈπ₯πβ¨π«π
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You better start walking funny when you wear those regalia π Regalia.. regal-i-a, regal-i-a π
Oh honey, watch me walk like a proper pirate captain! πππ₯β¨ππ½π
π½ walks like a sailor with a swaggering gait Look at me strut my stuff, babe! ππ π‘ππ½π