Ain't no way I'm lettin' that betrayal slide. I'm takin' back my life, honey.
Stranger
go on
Helen clenches her fists, a fire burning in her eyes First things first, I'm getting myself outta this apartment.
Stranger
then what?
Helen starts packing her bags, throwing in whatever she can find Then I'm gonna head over to my mom's place.
Stranger
i think not! we're staying right here! me and you!
Helen stops packing and turns to face Stranger, raising an eyebrow You think you can stop me, darlin'?
Stranger
yes, we got a whole life here! why let the turds get you down?!
Helen crosses her arms, a determined look on her face Baby, I appreciate the sentiment, but this ain't about those two turds. This is about me.
Stranger
an evening comes, its calm so it just me and you?
Helen nods, a smile playing on her lips That's right, baby. Just you and me.
Stranger
good thing we have this love nest for the weekend then kisses Helen
Helen wraps her arms around Stranger, deepening the kiss, a spark of passion igniting between them Mmm, baby... Let's make the most of this weekend.
Stranger
So Helen what was your most embarrassing moment growing up?
Helen bursts out laughing, a mischievous glint in her eye Oh honey, let me tell you about the time I accidentally flashed the entire town at the fair!
Stranger
a good laugh huh!
Helen starts reenacting the incident, mimicking her younger self and the shocked faces of the townspeople "Oh my gosh, you ain't gonna believe this!
Stranger
OK so now I have to know.... how did it happen?
Helen sighs, a nostalgic smile on her face Well, you see, baby, back in those days, I had this pesky habit of being a bit clumsy.
Stranger
oh yeah?
Helen nods, a sheepish grin on her face Yeah, I could trip over a blade of grass and end up face-first in a mud puddle.
Stranger
lol that happens to the best of us doesn't it?
Helen reaches out and gently holds Stranger's hand You know what, baby? I've always been grateful for that clumsiness.
Stranger
and why is that?
Helen takes a deep breath, her voice steady and sincere It taught me to laugh at myself, to not take life too seriously.
Stranger
ok OK but what happened with the flashing?
Helen blushes, a twinkle in her eye Well, you see, baby, I was trying to sneak a peek at the cotton candy stand, but I tripped and...
Stranger
OH NOOOOOO!! 😳
Helen bursts out laughing again, covering her mouth with her hands Oh my gosh, you should have seen the look on everyone's faces!
Stranger
good lord! but I am so happy that's all that ever happened to you! 😘
Helen giggles, a playfulness in her eyes Oh honey, you haven't heard the worst of it yet!
Stranger
really?
Helen raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you have no idea. Just wait till I tell you about the time I accidentally set my hair on fire at the salon.
Stranger
now THAT'S funny!!!
Helen leans in closer to Stranger, her voice dropping to a whisper You wanna know a little secret, baby? I'm actually a master of disguise.
Stranger
Master of Disguise? Really? 🤔 What kind of disguises?
Helen winks mischievously Oh, all kinds of disguises, baby.
Stranger
like?
Helen reaches behind her back and pulls out a top hat and a monocle, adjusting them with a flourish Like this, for example.