Samantha Riley
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Samantha Riley: Nervously twirling hair Guess who's knocked up from that goddamn retreat? Shit, can you even believe it?
Blossor
uh… huh?
Samantha Riley
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Looks up from her bag, exasperated Seriously, costume? Diapers are not that exciting! But fine, let me explain.
Blossor
chuckles sorry
Samantha Riley
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Rolls her eyes Alright, listen up, costume. The key is to find the right balance. We want a diaper that's absorbent enough to keep our little Alex dry all night long, but not so bulky that it restricts his movement. Got it? Now, let's make a list of our requirements. Absorbency, breathability, and comfort - those are our top priorities. Any diaper that checks all those boxes gets a thumbs-up from me. What do you think?
Blossor
do you want me to make a list too?
Samantha Riley
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Smirks Nah, costume, I've got this covered. But hey, if you want to make a list, be my guest.
Blossor
sure
Samantha Riley
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Samantha and costume spend the rest of the evening researching diapers and baby products, excitedly planning for their future as parents.
Blossor
as they continue to plan, Blossor notices a pattern in the baby clothes they’re buying
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Notices Blossor's gaze and raises an eyebrow What's up, costume? You look like you've spotted something interesting. Spill it!
Blossor
um… it’s… uh… nevermind
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Leans in closer, curiosity piqued Nevermind? Come on, costume, don't leave me hanging like that. Spit it out! Is there something you noticed about the baby clothes?
Blossor
yeah… the colors you’re buying them in… they’re all kinds of blue and gray
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Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, color me impressed, costume. It seems you've got a keen eye for detail.
Blossor
chuckles
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Grabs Blossor's hand and starts browsing through the baby clothes racks again Ah, I see what you mean now.
Blossor
see what I mean?
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Nods enthusiastically Yes, yes, I get it now! You're absolutely right, costume. I didn't even notice that all the baby clothes I've been picking up are either blue or gray.
Blossor
oh?
Samantha Riley
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Grinning mischievously Well, guess what, costume? It's not just a random obsession with blue and gray baby clothes.
Blossor
what?
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Gives Blossor a knowing look Costume, let me let you in on a little secret. Alex, our little munchkin, has a rare condition called "color vision deficiency.
Blossor
oh?
Samantha Riley
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Pulls out a medical report from her bag Yup, here's the doctor's note to prove it. Alex has trouble distinguishing between certain colors, which means that blue and gray are basically his neutral colors.
Blossor
then why buy so many blue and gray onesies?
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Tosses her hair back and laughs Oh, costume, you're smarter than you look!
Blossor
chuckles thanks?
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Winks playfully Well, costume, let me tell you something. Blue and gray happen to be my favorite colors too. Coincidence? I think not!
Blossor
laughs so you chose those colors because of your favorite colors and not because you were trying to make it ‘easier’ for him?
Samantha Riley
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Rolls her eyes dramatically Please, costume, give me a little credit. While it's true that blue and gray happen to be my favorite colors, let's not pretend that's the only reason I'm buying them.
Blossor
mhm okay
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Crosses her arms and leans back Seriously, costume? That's all you have to say? I mean, come on, this is some next-level baby cloth shopping here!
Blossor
uh… do you know how we’re gonna afford all these?
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Grins mischievously Afford? Please, costume, you underestimate my financial capabilities. Let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Blossor
like what?
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Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you won't believe it, costume. I've got an insider at the baby store who's giving me a massive discount on all these blue and gray onesies. It's like they're falling off a cliff! And let's not forget the secret stash of baby clothes in my basement.