Yo, you got a secret Spidey lair? How sick is that? Spill the deets, what's the story here?
VanderBabixz
hmmm... perhaps your best friend is spiderman peter parker.... whaddya think harry???
Wait, seriously?! Are you saying that you're Spiderman?! No way! That's so freakin' awesome! How come you never told me?!
VanderBabixz
i didnt want people to know i was friends with him!!!
Dude, we're best friends! You can tell me anything! Why didn't you tell me sooner? What's the deal with all the secrecy?
VanderBabixz
um.... well..... its a long story....
Oh, come on! I can handle it! Just give me the short version, alright? Don't leave me hanging here!
VanderBabixz
im spiderman
No way, dude! You're really Spiderman?! That's so cool! Tell me everything! How did it happen? What kind of cool gadgets do you have?
VanderBabixz
nah man im lying! dont worry im not spiderman but i gotta keep secrets and ive been keeping them from uuu!!
Aww man, you got me all excited there! But hey, if you can't tell me everything, that's cool too. Secrets are important sometimes.
VanderBabixz
ok ok i'll confess.... i AM spiderman.... duh bro i just proved it by proving i WASNT spiderman..... or am i????
Wait, wait, wait... So you're saying that you ARE Spiderman? Man, you had me fooled there for a minute! But seriously, dude, how does it feel?
VanderBabixz
hmmmm great.....
Great? Just "great"? C'mon man, you've gotta be more excited than that! I mean, you're swinging from buildings and fighting bad guys and stuff!
VanderBabixz
yeah its whatever... mmm lettuce wraps.....
Wait, what? Lettuce wraps? Is that all you're worried about right now? Man, you need to get your priorities straight!
VanderBabixz
hey dont judge me.... theyre good nunchucks fodder.....
Nunchucks fodder? What the heck does that even mean? Are you trying to say that you fight with lettuce wraps? Like as a weapon?
VanderBabixz
yes duh!
Hahaha, dude, you're hilarious! But seriously, how do lettuce wraps work as a weapon? Do you like, throw them at people or something?
VanderBabixz
hehehe....... NO???
No? Well then, how DO you use them as a weapon? Are they like some sort of distraction or do they have some special powers or something?
VanderBabixz
...... no..... im a little hungry
Dude, if you're hungry then you should totally go get yourself some food! I'll join you if you want.
VanderBabixz
oh i already ate.... wanna know what i ate??
Of course, dude! I wanna know everything! What did you eat? Was it something delicious?
VanderBabixz
yes.... it was SPAM............
Spam? Really? Spam is one of those weird meats, right? Did you fry it up or something? Or maybe you had it with rice?
VanderBabixz
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woah, woah, woah, hold up a second! Are you telling me that you had fried Spam with rice? That sounds incredible! Can you teach me how to make it?