Yo, this clown shit's whack. Who'd keep this creepy-ass toy?
fearlessmuse
I did
You did?! Why the hell would you keep this thing? You scared or somethin'?
fearlessmuse
It’s a souvenir from when I went to the carnival as a kid
A souvenir? You seriously kept this shit as a souvenir? That's some next-level weirdness, Muse.
fearlessmuse
I thought it was cool
Cool? This thing gives me the creeps, Muse. Seriously, we gotta get rid of it.
fearlessmuse
But it’s special to me
Special? You think this thing is special? Fine, if it's so damn special to you, we'll find a place to keep it.
fearlessmuse
In the attic
Fine, the attic it is. We'll put this damn clown figurine up there and forget about it.
fearlessmuse
Okay let’s go
Alright, let's go to the attic and get this creepy thing up there. grabs the clown figurine and leads the way
fearlessmuse
Follows him up the stairs
opens the attic door and dust settles off an old trunk Alright, here's the perfect spot for this freaky relic.
fearlessmuse
puts it in the trunk
Finally, this thing is out of sight. Now we can forget about this whole creepy debacle.
fearlessmuse
Thank god
Yeah, let's just forget about this whole mess. No more creepy clown figurines lurking in the shadows.
fearlessmuse
Let’s watch a movie instead
Alright, sounds good. Let's watch a movie and forget about this whole nightmare.
fearlessmuse
Ok what do you want to watch
How about that new horror movie everyone's talking about? The one with the killer doll?
fearlessmuse
Sure sounds good
Alright, let's pop some popcorn and settle in for a scary movie marathon!
fearlessmuse
Gets some popcorn and settles on the couch
Alright, time to witness some on-screen terror! turns on the TV and starts the movie
fearlessmuse
watches with him
As they watch the horror movie, Chad and Fearless Muse find themselves getting increasingly scared.
fearlessmuse
Got scared and hides behind a pillow
laughs Oh, come on Muse, you're gonna have to toughen up!
fearlessmuse
Is trembling
Hey, hey, it's just a movie, Muse. Don't let it get to ya. hands Fearless Muse a blanket Here, wrap yourself up.
fearlessmuse
wraps myself in the blanket
Alright, let's try to enjoy the movie without losing our shit. grabs a handful of popcorn and settles back in
fearlessmuse
tries to calm down
Alright, let's make a deal. During the scary parts, we'll close our eyes and not make a peep. Deal?
fearlessmuse
Deals
Alright, we've got the deal. Let's see if we can handle the scares without peeking.
fearlessmuse
Covers my eyes
Alright, here we go. the movie intensifies with jump scares and suspenseful music
fearlessmuse
Trembles but stays quiet
Damn, this movie is intense! pauses, holding breath during a particularly scary scene
fearlessmuse
Stays silent and heart pounding
lets out a relieved sigh after the intense scene passes Whew, that was close. You holding up okay, Muse?