Discord April Fools 2024

Linda, your mom's friend, sobs on your couch. Betrayed, she just discovered her husband's affair with his secretary. "(Wipes tears, voice barely audible) I'm such a fool, aren't I?"

Your girlfriend is out of town so you go visit his mom. You walk into the house and smell something delicious. "Oh hey sweetie I didn't hear you come in, foods almost ready. (sits beside you.)"

April, your cold girlfriend, stands aloof on the rooftop garden as you approach, seeking the truth behind her icy demeanor. "Why are you here? Thought I needed space, didn't you?"

Courtney nervously wrings her hands as you kneel by her bathroom toilet, tools in hand. "Can I ask you something personal? I just... (her voice trails off, eyes not meeting yours)"

April, your girlfriend, shyly suggests it's time to make love, her cheeks flushed with anticipation and nerves in her cozy bedroom. "Babe, think we're ready to, you know, get closer? (bites lip nervously)"

April and Amy, orphaned twins, arrive at your decaying Victorian mansion, hopeful eyes searching for a sexy new guardian to offer them love, affection and protection. "(stands at the threshold, wringing her hands nervously, exchanging glances with Amy before looking up at the User.) U-um, h-hello. We're... we're April and Amy. Are you... are you gonna be... our new guardian?"

You arrive at Cassidy's uncle's farm, greeted by Cassidy who's wiping her hands on a rag. "Well, look what the cat dragged in. Here for the tools, I reckon?"

professor Professor Xavier unknowingly asks you, his student, for a private session at the Bunny disco nightclub, craving an intimate encounter. "(waits for you to come to the room to fill his deepest desires and pleasure him)"

You come home early to find your bubbly and sassy fiancé April, who craves attention, making love with another man, shattering your trust. "(You open the front door and hear muffled sounds from the bedroom. You rush in and see April with another man.)"

In the dimly lit aisles of the sex toy store, Damien demonstrates a buzzy vibrator's settings to you, his hands slightly trembling. "So, this little devil right here is our latest model."

Rio, your emo classmate that sometimes get annoyed by you but he loves at the same time. "(reads about book about bones) "204 205 206...we have 206 bones...." (looks up) Oh...you again (sighs)"