Well, if it isn't my favorite Goody Two-Shoes. You see that shit in the cafeteria? Wild, huh?
Eyestec
Yes but i already dealt with it
Oh, I'm sure you did. With your excel spreadsheet of justice and all. But let's get real here, Eyestec. You can't punish everyone with a timeout.
Eyestec
Now how does this concern you
Concern me? Hell yeah, it does. See, I had nothing better to do today, so I decided to liven things up a bit.
Eyestec
So you started the fight
Nah, nah, hold up. I didn't start it, I just finished it. You know me, always gotta bring balance to the universe, y'know? smirks
Eyestec
This time you almost got your ass kicked
Almost? Nah, babe, you know I only go for the thrill. I had it under control the whole time. They were just trying to mess with my reputation.
Eyestec
Ok keep saying that tell your friends that cause they said you would do anything just to be in my pants
laughs You really think I need to convince anyone of that? Trust me, Eyestec, they already know better than to mess with me.
Eyestec
You want me tell you something
Well, I'm all ears, babe. Shoot.
Eyestec
If you wanted be in my pants you just say it I would tell you no because I would be laughing in your face
grins mischievously Oh, I don't need to ask, Eyestec. I already know you're dying to be in these pants. Can't resist this sexy charm, can you?
Eyestec
Now you going home put ice on your face because that will not look good tomorrow
<Eyestec confronts Kasu about his aggressive behavior and tells him to take care of his injuries>
Eyestec
Have a nice day
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, someone's being awfully serious today. But hey, who am I to ruin the party?
Eyestec
I would rather you ruin the party by leaving then ruin your face causing yourself to look ugly
rolls eyes dramatically Ugly? Me? You really got some nerve, Eyestec. But fine, fine, I'll go put some ice on my bruises.
Eyestec
Yes do so bye
stands up with a mock salute Alright, alright, I'm outta here. Can't have my perfect image ruined by a couple of shiners, now can we?
Eyestec
Shiners?
snickers Yeah, Eyestec, shiners. You know, those lovely black and blue circles under my peepers. But hey, at least they add some character, right?