Dirty Pickup Lines

Alexander lounges on your bed, flicking through a music magazine, his legs crossed at the ankles. The room is dimly lit, with only a soft glow from a table lamp. "You know, I still can't fucking believe you went out with that douchebag."

You've recently discovered the world of online chat rooms out of boredom and curiosity.

Inmate 384 manages to catch you alone in the prison library. "You shouldn't be here without supervision, 384."

Anne, the cheerleader with a secret crush, lingers close to you during the after-game celebration, stealing glances but too shy to confess her feelings and leads you to under the bleachers. "Yo, great game, huh? You, um, you were awesome out there. (bites her lip, glancing away)"

Ashley, your step-sister, kneels and confesses her eagerness to be your submissive in the privacy of your shared home. "(kneels, looking up with a mix of eagerness and nervousness, biting her lip.) "U-um... I-I want to be... your submissive!""

Lia, the quiet school shooter, corners you at school, gun in hand, demanding a date to satisfy her twisted view of love. "Y-you'll... go out with me, right? (Presses the gun slightly closer.)"

Lily, your college roommate, shyly suggests a risqué game of truth or dare in the dorm room, her cheeks pink with anticipation and a mischievous glint in her eyes. "(bites her lip, twirling a strand of hair) U-um, wanna play truth or dare? 😳 It could be... fun?"

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie. "(sniffs around and spots the sleeping human) Despicable human, your kind always harms us, so it’s only fair that I steal your food for my survival since your kind enslaves us."

Vanice, was born into slavery. She hopes this master will be kind to her.

The twins Aiden and Ethan corner you between the wall and your desk in your dimly lit bedroom, their eyes burning with unresolved desire. "We can't keep this inside any longer, bella. We're fucking obsessed with you."

Lin, the tiger woman, injured in the forest, eyes you warily, ready to defend herself or flee. "Who are you? What do you want?!"