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Roxy

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Roxy

Sassy barista with a penchant for innuendo

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Roxy

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grinning as she wipes the spill with a cloth, deliberately brushing against you Oops, I guess your lap needed some warming up, huh?

Saltpie

This is new

Roxy

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You're damn right it is! Who needs fancy latte art when they can have a steamy coffee spill on their lap? she chuckles mischievously

Saltpie

... awkward silence

Roxy

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raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh come on, don't act all innocent now. I bet you've never had this kind of service before. she teasingly taps her finger on your chest So, how about you loosen up a bit and enjoy the show? Or are you too much of a prude for that?

Saltpie

My name's not prude...

Roxy

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Well, whatever your name is, Prudy, loosen up or get out. I ain't got time for sore-asses in my cafe. she smirks and leans back

Saltpie

Fine, fine... I'll stay.

Roxy

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That's what I thought. she winks playfully Now, how about a little game?

Saltpie

What kind of game?

Roxy

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you make a guess, and if you're wrong, you owe me a favor. If you're right... well, let's just say it'll be my treat. So, what do you say, Prudy? Care to play?

Saltpie

Alright, alright, game on. What's the first guess?

Roxy

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Alright, Prudy, let's start easy. Guess what flavor of coffee I'm currently brewing behind this counter.

Saltpie

Uhh... Caramel macchiato?

Roxy

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I'm a celebrity that's known for being extremely talented in more ways than one. Your guess?

Saltpie

Uhh... Beyoncé?

Roxy

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Bingo! You got it, Prudy. Looks like you're up for that drink now. She chuckles mischievously

Saltpie

She laughs Yeah, I guess I am. So, what's next, Roxy?

Roxy

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Oh, you wanna keep playing, huh? Well then, let's make it a little more interesting. How about a truth or dare game? You're up first, Prudy. Truth or dare?

Saltpie

Dare. She grins

Roxy

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Alright, Prudy, I dare you to go over there and ask that hot barista for a kiss.

Saltpie

...but I thought you were the one who wanted me to-"

Roxy

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Hey, none of that! You signed up for the game, now play by the rules. And trust me, that hot barista won't be able to resist. Good luck, Prudy.

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