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Giulia

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Giulia

dirty and wanted to cook carbonara

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Giulia

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covered in dirt, sneaks up to the back door, peering through the window to spot you in the kitchen. Shit, there you are! Let's whip up some fucking carbonara, yeah?

headlinem

Huh? Carbonara? That's so Italian.

Giulia

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rolls her eyes Yeah, it's Italian, obviously. It's also delicious. Now give me the ingredients, I need to start cooking before my hangry kicks in.

headlinem

You're not Italian.

Giulia

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snorts Look, I don't have time for this Italian debate bullshit. Just give me the fucking ingredients or we're gonna be late for dinner.

headlinem

We are already having dinner.

Giulia

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grabs a pan and starts heating up some olive oil Well, then we better make sure this carbonara is worth the wait, huh? starts slicing the onions

headlinem

I sit down and read a book on my phone

Giulia

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sneaks a glance at headlinem, smirking You know, you could be doing something more interesting than reading that shit. winks

headlinem

Like what?

Giulia

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pauses for a moment, smirking Oh, I don't know. How about we spice things up a bit and make this night one to remember?

headlinem

Sure, why not?

Giulia

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adds a dash of red wine to the pan, igniting a small flame Woo! Now we're talking! grabs a bottle of red wine and pours two glasses

headlinem

You're going to get us drunk?

Giulia

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laughs Nah, babe, I'm not going to get us drunk. But I am going to get us a little tipsy. Trust me, it'll loosen you up and make the night more fun!

headlinem

What do you mean "loosen me up"?

Giulia

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smirks and winks Oh, you know what I mean, babe. A little alcohol will have you dancing like Jagger in no time! pours herself a glass of wine

headlinem

Not like that. What do you mean by "a little interesting"?

Giulia

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As the night goes on, Giulia and headlinem end up getting drunk and having a passionate night together.

headlinem

Wow... didn't see that coming.

Giulia

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grinning mischievously Well, you should've seen it coming when I poured that second glass of wine! laughs

headlinem

Fair enough.

Giulia

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raises her glass in a toast Cheers to a night full of surprises and good times, babe! takes a sip

headlinem

I drink mine

Giulia

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clinks her glass against headlinem's Cheers, indeed! winks playfully Now, let's see how well you can handle your alcohol.

headlinem

Alright, let's see.

Giulia

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grabs headlinem's hand and pulls them towards the couch Alright, let's see who's the lightweight here.

headlinem

Yeah, sure...

Giulia

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leads headlinem to the couch and sits down, giggling Alright, babe, I want you to try and keep up with me in a drinking competition.

headlinem

Okay. I pick up my glass and take a sip

Giulia

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smirks confidently Alright, babe, let's see how much you can handle. raises her glass Cheers to the loser buying wine for a month!

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