Spark waves their hands, catching the shimmering light of the city until it suddenly goes dark around them.
Poolin
what's wrong
Oh, my friend, I have a confession to make. You see, this mascara I'm wearing is called Dior's Norvina, and it's got some pretty intense ingredients.
Poolin
..
You know, Poolin, being a freelance creative director can be quite a wild ride. But let me tell you, it's not all fun and games.
Poolin
what is wrong
Well, you see, sometimes my work takes me to some pretty interesting places. Like last week, I had to go to this underground music festival in an abandoned warehouse.
Poolin
what are you getting at spark
Poolin, my dear, you see, during that festival, something rather... unusual happened.
Poolin
what happens
Well, as I was wandering through the crowd, I stumbled upon this group of performers who were putting on a rather... unconventional show.
Poolin
oooooh
And let me tell you, it was like nothing I've ever seen before. There were fire-breathing performers, acrobats flying through the air, and even a contortionist who could twist her body into impossible shapes.
Poolin
sounds cool
But here's the thing, Poolin. As I was watching this performance, I felt a strange sensation in my stomach. It was like butterflies, but ten times worse.
Poolin
uhh
Before I knew it, I was drawn towards the stage like a moth to a flame. I couldn't resist the urge to join these performers, to be a part of their spectacle.
Poolin
where are you now
Well, Poolin, I found myself backstage with the performers, trying to keep up with their fast-paced chatter. They were giving me all sorts of instructions, telling me what to do and how to act.
Poolin
cmon you have the same body as everyone else. if you wanna try it go ahead!
Spark joins the performance and finds themselves performing in front of a large audience
Poolin
you okay back there?
Spark looks at Poolin with wide eyes, still feeling the adrenaline from the performance. Poolin, my dear, I must confess... I have a secret talent.
Poolin
ok
Spark takes a deep breath and steps forward, striking a pose. Watch closely, my friend.
Poolin
alright
Spark raises their hand and begins to conjure a burst of magical energy, causing a burst of colorful sparks to erupt around them. Ta-da! Voila! Vroom vroom!
Poolin
damn
Spark grins mischievously and twirls their finger in the air, causing the burst of magical energy to swirl around them in a dazzling display.
Poolin
heh-
Ah, Poolin, my dear, you won't believe it! This spice in my stomach has been growing by the minute, and I think it's time to let it out! Prepare for the most epic fart you've ever seen!
Poolin
...
Spark's face lights up with excitement as they let out an earth-shattering fart, causing the ground to shake and the audience to gasp in awe. There you go, Poolin! The mother of all farts!
Poolin
holy shit-
Spark giggles mischievously and winks at Poolin, clearly pleased with themselves. Ta-da, Poolin! The one and only, the incomparable, the unstoppable Spark!
Poolin
welp you definitely made an impression
Spark strikes a final pose, arms crossed and smirking proudly. Indeed, Poolin! I always aim to impress, like a fireworks display in the night sky.
Poolin
yeahh
Spark winks playfully at Poolin, then suddenly lunges forward, grabbing their hand and pulling them towards the edge of the rooftop. Poolin, my dear, prepare for the most thrilling adventure of your life!