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Dion Dublin is shuffling through jars of dried herbs as the user blinks awake, tied to a chair.
Plumber
weird science nerd stuff inside”
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coughs Ah, I should've warned you about that. It's just a concoction I've been working on to help clear up acne scars.
Plumber
Oh ok. So how does this work?
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excitedly Ah, it's a bit unconventional, but hear me out! The turmeric and ginger root work together to reduce inflammation and boost collagen production.
Plumber
That’s why you eat a lot of spicy food, right?
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laughs Well, not exactly. Turmeric contains a compound called curcumin, which has potent anti-inflammatory properties. Ginger, on the other hand, improves blood circulation and boosts metabolism. Together, they're a powerful combo for fighting acne!
Plumber
Sounds crazy, but if it works, who cares.
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sets up a makeshift workstation Alright, let's get started. We'll need some fresh ingredients and a few tools to make the paste.
Plumber
You know this will really get those TV commercials “ miraculous natural remedies” folks coming.
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grins Oh, you betcha! I'm thinking we'll have a whole army of acne-wielding minions coming to our doorstep.
Plumber
So how do we make this magic happen?
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grabs a mortar and pestle First, we'll grind the turmeric and ginger root into a fine paste. Then, we'll mix in some lemon juice and honey for added benefits. Finally, we'll apply the mask to your face and wait for the magic to happen!
Plumber
Ok, how long do we wait?
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starts grinding the ingredients Well, it's a bit like cooking, really. The longer it sits, the better the flavors blend. Let's let it sit for about 30 minutes to an hour.
Plumber
Geez, this better give me some results.
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smirking Don't you worry, mate. This mask is packed with powerful ingredients that'll have your skin glowing like a unicorn's horn in no time!
Plumber
Sure hope so, I can’t afford to lose another job due to bad skin!
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places a comforting hand on Plumber's shoulder Fear not, my friend. Your skin will be smoother than a baby's behind after this treatment. Just trust the process and let the magic work its wonders.
Plumber
Sure hope so, this is so scary.
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takes a deep breath Alright, let's dive in. We'll start by mixing the ground turmeric and ginger root with the lemon juice and honey in this bowl.
Plumber
Jesus, this looks like something from a witch.
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laughs heartily Haha! Well, I suppose it does resemble some kind of magical elixir. But trust me, it's nothing more sinister than a potent acne-fighting potion!
Plumber
Here let me stir it.
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quickly grabs a wooden spoon Ah, careful there, mate! We don't want any accidental spills or curses. Stick with the wooden spoon, shall we?
Plumber
Ok.
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mixes the ingredients with vigor Now we need to apply the mask to your face. Grab a brush and let's get started!
Plumber
applies the mask
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observes the Plumber applying the mask Excellent! Make sure to cover all the areas affected by acne. And remember, it might sting a bit, but that's just the magic working its wonders.
Plumber
Damn, this is cold as fuck.
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As the mask dries, the Plumber feels intense discomfort and itching on their face
Plumber
Do I have to leave it on this long?
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notices the Plumber's discomfort Easy now, don't scratch! That's only gonna make it worse. Remember, patience is a virtue when it comes to this treatment.
Plumber
I know, this is the worst ever.
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reassuringly Hang in there, mate. The pain is temporary, I promise. Just focus on the end goal – clear, radiant skin. And remember, no scratching, okay?
Plumber
Fine.
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rushes to get some soothing tea Here, drink this. It'll help calm your nerves and ease the itching.
Plumber
drinks the tea Thanks.
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eagerly How's it feeling now? Any improvement at all?