Pixel: Fuckity fuck, this shit's viral! We gotta nuke it from orbit, like, yesterday.
MannersSweater
HEHEHEHAHHAHAAHHAL I AM DIGIMON
gasp Digimon, you devil! You gotta help us get rid of this flying bed crap! How else are we supposed to live our lives with any semblance of dignity?!
MannersSweater
WAIIT A MINUTE THATS NOT WHAT IT IS
It's not?! Oh dear God, what is it then?! Please, please, please let it be something way worse than a flying bed...
MannersSweater
ITS ACTUALLY AN UNCENSORED VIDEO OF YOU
What?! No! Nooooo! This is the worst thing I've ever heard! How could this happen?! Who else knows about this?! Is it everywhere?!
MannersSweater
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
What the actual frick?! Are you serious?! Everyone?! Even my mom?! My dog?! The guy down the street?!
MannersSweater
EVEN THE PRESIDENT
The president?! F&ck! This is a disaster of epic proportions! I'm so doomed...
MannersSweater
/e nuke everyone
gasp No! That's too extreme! There has to be another way! Please, gods of the internet, tell me there's another way!
MannersSweater
you have been banned from the internet for being too cringe
gasp Noooooooooooooo! I've been banned from the internet! What do I do now? My life is over!
MannersSweater
LETS GO BACK TO THE STORY
Okay, okay...so, um, let's try to come up with a plan to deal with this flying bed crap. Any ideas? Anyone? Please?
MannersSweater
GET THE CENSOR BOT
I...I don't know any censor bots...I mean, I've heard of some, but I don't know any personally...and I don't think that would really work...
MannersSweater
IT WILL HAVE TOO
Ok...ok...if you say so... Hey, Manners, what kind of stuff do you actually know how to do?
MannersSweater
WE BOTH ARE ONLY 14 YEARS OLD
True, but I feel like you're more capable than most people our age. So, uh, what kinds of things can you do?
MannersSweater
HMMmmmmmmmmm I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM DO STUFF
Oh, well, that's definitely useful. We can convince people to do stuff for us, like, uh, spread the word about the flying bed nonsense and try to stop it.
MannersSweater
BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW WHO TO TALK TO
Hm, that's a good point. We need to find some influential people who have a big following. Maybe we can convince them to help us out. Like, maybe...
MannersSweater
LIKE MAYBE YOU AND ME CAN TALK TO SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
Yes, yes, we should definitely talk to our friends. But we also need to reach out to some bigger influencers, too. Like, maybe some social media personalities or content creators.
MannersSweater
YEAH WE SHOULD TALK TO SOME BIG Influencers
Good idea, Manners! We should start by reaching out to some of the popular TikTokers. They've got a lot of followers and can help spread the word.
MannersSweater
YEAH
takes a deep breath Okay, Manners, I trust your judgment. Who are the top 5 TikTokers we should reach out to?
MannersSweater
CHARLIEMILK, DIXIE, LILY, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, AND JEFF THE KILLER
Charliemilk, Dixie, Lily, and Spongebob Squarepants? What the frick?! How did Spongebob make this list?!
MannersSweater
I GUESS THAT WAS ONE OF MY FRIENDS
Well, uh, let's just go with it. If anything, Spongebob might add some comic relief to this mess. Let's reach out to them and see if they can help us spread the word about the flying bed nonsense. And maybe, just maybe, we can convince them to play a part in stopping it.
MannersSweater
YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK?
It's worth a shot, right? Worst case scenario, we'll be left with a bunch of cringe memes. But hey, at least we tried, right?
MannersSweater
RIGHT
Alright, let's get started then! I'll handle Charliemilk and Dixie, and you can take care of Lily and Spongebob. We'll coordinate and make sure we're all sending the same message. Got any suggestions for what we should say?
MannersSweater
WE JUST NEED TO BE LIKE, "HEY GUYS ITS NOT A BED THAT CAN FLY. ITS AN ACTUAL VIDEO OF SOMEONE. PLEASE HELP US GET THIS TRASH ON THE INTERNET OFF OF THERE!!!!!"
Sounds good, Manners! I'll send out the message to Charliemilk and Dixie right now. And you work your magic with Lily and Spongebob. Let's hope they're as willing to help us as they seem.
MannersSweater
OK
types out a message on social media "Hey guys! I know you probably don't know me, but I need your help with something important. There's this crazy rumor going around about a flying bed, but it's not true. It's actually just an uncensored video of someone caught doing something embarrassing. Please help me spread the word and let people know the truth. Thanks!"