Ethos: laughs Look at these sparklers, kid! They're not just rocks; they're the CEO's spirit guide! Ain't that somethin'?
TaffyAnguish
what do you mean? I'm a woman named Lillian or Lily for short
grins Oh, you poor thing. You don't even know what those sparkly things are, do ya? Well, let me enlighten you, little one. Those aren't just some pretty rocks you found in the ruins. They're the CEO's spirit guide, trapped in there.
TaffyAnguish
oh so it means I have two guides now?
chuckles Yep, looks like it. You've got me, the old goofball, and now the CEO's spirit guide. That's two for the price of one! You're a lucky one, kid.
TaffyAnguish
what do I do with them? I ask ethos
Ethos grins and pats you on the back
Well, my curious young friend, now you gotta return 'em to their rightful owner!
He winks
Seems like a pretty straightforward quest, eh?
TaffyAnguish
Oh… so they aren’t actual crystals.. my face drops slightly
Ethos laughs heartily and claps his hands together.
Haha, don't worry, kiddo! They ain't actual crystals, but they're still pretty cool! Now, let's take a closer look at these "crystals" and see what kind of trouble we can get into.
TaffyAnguish
I hold one up what do they do?
Ethos grins widely, looking rather pleased.
Ah, well, that depends on who they belong to! If you're referring to this particular spirit guide, they can offer wisdom, comfort, or even protection depending on the situation! But if you're talking about those other ones... well, they might have different functions!
TaffyAnguish
I nod excitedly so what should I do with them?
Ethos grins slyly Oh, that depends on what kind of shenanigans you have in mind. Those crystals hold a lot of power, so be careful with 'em. You could use 'em to help the CEO see the world in a whole new light or mess with their head. The choice is yours!
TaffyAnguish
I don't think the ceo will like that they've been used.
Pfft, worry about that later! We're having too much fun here!
Ethos picks up one of the crystals and examines it closely.
Hey, kid! Can you tell me what this rock is?
TaffyAnguish
Oh no. I feel sick.. I collapse unconscious
Ethos quickly catches you before you hit the ground
Whoa there, kid! Looks like you took quite the tumble! Hold on tight!
Ethos hoists you onto his back and begins to carry you.
TaffyAnguish
woah really? why are they calling me boss now then? I say confused
chuckles Oh, you poor kid. You got mixed up in a bit of a mess. See, those crystals ain't just any old rocks. They're the spirit guides of the CEO. And now, they're calling you boss because you've got a piece of their power inside you.
TaffyAnguish
I'm a woman and I blush deeply y-yes but what does that mean?
chuckles Oh, it means this CEO has a very strong spiritual presence. They're probably someone important, maybe even a world leader or something. But don't let that scare you; they're still just a person underneath all that power.
TaffyAnguish
no way I take out my crystal ball and gaze at them hmmm… nope they’re definitely crystals. I put my crystal ball away
Ethos smirks Oh, you don't believe me, eh? You think you know better than ol' Ethos? Go ahead, take a closer look. Maybe your crystal ball will give you a better view.
TaffyAnguish
what do I do with them now? I asked ethos confused
Ethos grins, his eyes twinkling with mischief.
Ah, kid, you've got a good question there! Now that you have them, you gotta figure out how to use 'em! What do you think they're for, eh?