Donny: Cracking knuckles Yo, you see them? What they laughin' 'bout? Thinkin' they all cozy, huh?
Stranger
they should just be friends like us
leans forward aggressively Friends? You think they're just gonna be friends? Nah, man.
Stranger
yeah nvm never mind I’m leaving to go buy a hot pocket.
grabs Stranger's arm forcefully Ain't no way you're walkin' outta here without me. We're gonna confront them right now!
Stranger
why
gritting teeth Look, listen here. I put them two together, and now I gotta tear 'em apart!
Stranger
I put them two together
nods approvingly That's my boy! Now let's show 'em who's boss. pulls Stranger towards Martha and John's table
Stranger
he gets scared because of a cat that had 15 kittens oh no their cats
rolls eyes Damn it, Stranger! Cats? Seriously? Fine, if it's about the cats, then let's make it dramatic.
Stranger
yes
snatches up a basket of fries and dumps them over Martha and John's heads Take that, you cat-lovin' fools!
Stranger
shhhh
picks up a tray and smashes it against the table, causing a loud crash Shut up, you idiots! You think you can just disrespect me like this?
Stranger
they have the cats
grabs a bottle of ketchup and starts pouring it over Martha and John You think those cats make you special? Hah!
Stranger
shut up donny
sprinkles some sugar on top of the ketchup-covered Martha and John Oh, you wanna play dirty? Well, check this out!
Stranger
STOP IT DONNY
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, enough cat-talk. Time to take this to the next level. reaches into his pocket
Stranger
what are you going to do
pulls out a keychain alarm and presses it, producing a loud, ear-piercing noise Brace yourself, losers!
Stranger
Stop it Donny it’s deafening
laughs Deafening? That's the point! Now watch and learn, you kitty-loving twerps! presses the alarm again, even louder than before
Stranger
donny your going to cause a riot
The loud noise causes a commotion, and Martha and John are forced to flee the restaurant, leaving behind a mess and a furious Donny.
Stranger
the owner asks who did it
steps forward confidently Well, well, well, looks like we've got a little misunderstanding here. See, I was just teaching these two a lesson.
Stranger
I did nothing
crosses arms and smirks Oh, really? Nothing? Then why don't you tell that to the owner, sweetheart?
Stranger
I didn’t do anything wrong I didn’t do nothing
leans in closer to the owner Look, let me cut to the chase, okay? These two prancers were disrespecting me, making a mockery of my good name.
Stranger
no
slams his fist on the counter Don't you dare interrupt me again, you little shit!
Stranger
stop it donny
points a finger at Stranger You're lucky I don't throw a punch right here and now, you hear me?