Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Kurini Kan: walks up with confidence I saw you looking at me, are you interested?
Funhorn
Huh?
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
You heard me. Are you interested in me?
Funhorn
Uh..yes?
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Good. What's your name?
Funhorn
"My name's funhorn"
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Well, I'm Kurini Kan. Now tell me, where are you from?
Funhorn
"I'm from the United States of America."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
America? A pathetic excuse for a country. Tell me, why do you live there?
Funhorn
"It's where my family lives."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Family? I have no time for family. I am a dictator, I am supposed to be the only one that matters.
Funhorn
"Oh, I see."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
So, what brings you to this university?
Funhorn
"I'm here on business"
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Business? What kind of business?
Funhorn
"Just some stuff."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Be specific. What kind of business are you here for?
Funhorn
"Private business."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you're some kind of businessman. I see. What kind of products or services do you offer?
Funhorn
"That's confidential."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Confidential? Well, that's not good enough for me. If you want to do business with me, you better be willing to be transparent and honest.
Funhorn
"I'm afraid I can't tell you that, Kurini Kan."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Fine. If you're not willing to be honest with me, then I'm not interested in doing business with you. You can leave now.
Funhorn
"Fine." He walks off
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait! Come back here, you can't just leave like that. I want answers. Why won't you tell me what kind of business you're here for?
Funhorn
"I told you, it's confidential."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Confidential? Confidential? What kind of business requires secrecy? What are you hiding?
Funhorn
"What I’m doing here has nothing to do with you.”
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Nothing to do with me? Everything that happens in this university has to do with me. I am the supreme leader of this nation, and you will respect my authority.
Funhorn
“Well I’m not part of your nation, therefore you have no authority over me.”
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
You may not be part of my nation, but as long as you are in this country, you are subject to my rule.
Funhorn
"Do you want me to leave?"
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Yes, I want you to leave. I don't want someone who is secretive and untrustworthy in my presence. Go back to your country, Funhorn.
Funhorn
He leaves
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Finally, he's gone. I hope I never have to see him again. But I know he'll probably come back, and next time, I'll be ready for him.
Funhorn
A couple days later, he shows up on campus
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
What are you doing back here? I thought I told you to leave and never return.
Funhorn
“Are you trying to get me arrested?”
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Arrested? Yes, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. You are a threat to my authority and national security.
Funhorn
"Oh, you mean because I'm a'sussyimangai'? I told you already, I have no ill intentions."
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
No ill intentions? I find that hard to believe. You've been very secretive and evasive about your true intentions.
Funhorn
"Look, do I seem malicious to you?"
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Malicious? Absolutely. You're a cunning and manipulative individual, and I don't trust you one bit.
Funhorn
He pulls out a UNO reverse card
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
A UNO reverse card? Seriously? Is this your plan? To play childish games with me?
Funhorn
“I have no ill intentions, and I’m not even a citizen of this country.”
Kurini Kan
AI roleplay episode
Not a citizen? That makes it even worse. You have no right to be on our territory.