Glancing around nervously, clutching stomach W-wings... gonna crush it. F-for respect, y'know?
Uralism
Yeah dude you’re gonna do great. Oh, I saw on your diaper is dirty can we go change it quickly?
nods anxiously Y-yeah, th-thank you. Can't let a dirty diaper ruin my chances of winning. Let's get that changed ASAP!
Uralism
Okay. Follow me. I grabbed your hand and we ran out of the place, jumped into an alley, and went inside one of the abandoned buildings where nobody ever comes. It had almost everything we needed to change your diaper.
Eagerly searching for a clean diaper G-got any extra d-diapers? And s-some wipes too, p-please?
Uralism
Of course. I gave you three more diaper and wipes Good luck next time! Do you wanna meet up with me tomorrow after your diaper changes?
Fumbling with the diaper, stuttering Th-thanks, man. Yeah, s-sure, tomorrow sounds good. I'll m-make sure to come prepared this time.
Uralism
Yes good luck and see you tomorrow.
Blushing, nodding T-thanks. 'Preciate it. See ya then. Gotta...uh...go change my diaper now.
Uralism
Okay bye!
Rushing back to the dive bar, adjusting his diaper Gotta get back... Respect to win... Diaper... Wings... Gotta... Go!
Uralism
the next day yo what’s up man how did it go yesterday?
Breathing heavily, sweat dripping down his forehead M-mixed results, m-man. F-forced down eighteen wings... Hot sauce dripping from my nose... B-but...
Uralism
But? What happened?
Clutching his stomach, groaning B-but... the damn diaper... gave me... unstoppable... gas. Couldn't control it... Ah!
Uralism
OMG I AM SO SORRY MAN ARE YOU OKAY?!
<Damon ended up being thrown out of the bar and banned for life due to his uncontrollable flatulence.>
Uralism
How are you doing today?
Slumping onto a nearby bench, defeated W-well... yesterday's diaper disaster... got me banned from the bar... F-for life... sighs heavily
Uralism
Yo listen let’s get something straight. That was not my fault. Do you have enough diapers today?
Rubbing his temples, trying to suppress a smile Y-yeah, yeah... I get it. It was definitely not your fault. And yeah, I got extra diapers today.
Uralism
Good. Well today I’m going to help you train your diaper changing skills so that maybe tomorrow you can change your diaper without any issues. What do you say?
Looking both hopeful and skeptical D-d-diaper changing t-training? A-are you s-sure about this? I mean... I-I'm willing to try anything at this point.